My Roommate. My Savior.

Chapter 11

(Trigger Warning) Ali will struggle with self harm in the chapter.

(Ali's POV)

"Sugar Lips?" Grayson suggests.

"No!" I say laughing.

"Blossom Butt?"

"Definitely not."

"Hot pants?" I laugh.

"No."

"Skittles? Because I really like skittles. They are delicious." He says seductively.

"It's not working." I inform him.

"Damn. Ok. Alright. How about...wait for it... Love Bug?" He says as if it is some new discovery. I shake my head.

"Dreamboat? Cause your the girl of my dreams." He says.

Is it just me, or is he flirting? "If your flirting it's not working."

"Babylicious?" He says licking his lips. I just laugh shaking my head.

"Bootyliciois?" I shake my head still laughing.

"Honey Bunny?" He says winking.

"No!"

"Well then what am I going to call you? There is nothing else." He says giving up.

"I don't know but we have been sitting here for a hour and we need to go to the store." I tell him standing up and walking to the room.

"Wait! I just got the perfect one." He says enthusiastically.

"What?"

"Bubble Bum? Because yo ass is fine!" He shouts.

"No. My ass is beautiful I'll give you that but I will not be addressed as Buttum bubble-" 

"Bubble Bum." He cuts me off.

"I will not be addressed a Bubble Bum just simply because of my how you said, 'fine ass'." With that being said I walk into the bedroom to get dressed.

After I'm dressed I walk into the bathroom to brush my teeth and do my hair. Then I walk into the living room to get Grayson. "Am I driving or are you?" I ask.

"I will." He says standing up.

"Alright then, Over Grown Penis, let's go." I say walking out the door.

"You got it, Sexy Legs." He says under his breath.

"Douche Bag." I whisper.

"You love me." He says as we get in the car.

"Oh shit." I say closing the door.

"What? What's wrong?" He asks worried.

"I didn't tell you."

"Tell me what?"

"I'm gay. There is no way I could love you. I like V not D." I say trying to hold a back a laugh.

"Then why were you with Alex?" He asks confused.

"He was my cover. Obviously."

"Damn. Well, I don't care. I mean, I will support whatever decision you make." He says starting the car. "Although I must ask, if you make out with someone don't do it where I can see." He shudders.

I bust up laughing. He jumps scared. "What? What's so funny?"

"Y-y-you bel-believed me." I say still laughing like crazy.

He looks at me confused then he hits his head on the stearing wheel. "You're not?" I shake my head still laughing.

"Ok. Ok. Ok. It wasn't that funny."