zach***
my family was coming in today and I really wanted them to meet Hailey. "Zach! Joe nut and I are going to start a family!" Hailey called out.
"You don't want to have one with me? I'm your boyfriend..." I pouted
"No, we're just starting a family of nuts for the nut." She shrugged happily.
"Don't we still have trail mix?"
"No, I checked all of the cabinets and there isn't any. But I'm so excited to meet your family!" she said nervously.
"They're going to love you. I know it." I said hugging her and pecked her forehead. "Shortie."
"HEY! I'm not that short! Look at Lydia!" she protested.
"Fine then hai."
"Hailey! Meet me in the car so we can start my family!" Jonah yelled.
"Hey!" Jack yelled. "When did Zailey split? Jonah, I forbid you to have sex with Hailey! She will only start a family with young Zach!"
"Jack, Zailey is still sailing. We're just going to the store to get nuts forthe nut!"
"Oh."
"CAN YOU GUYS GET ME SOME TOP SOIL FOR MY BEANS?" Corbyn yelled from upstairs.
"WHEN WERE YOU SO INTERESTED IN GARDENING?" I yelled
"WHEN I WANTED MY FAMILY OF CORBEANS!"
"WHEN WAS THAT?"
"FIVE MONTHS AGO."
"DAMN HOW COME YOU NEVER TOLD ME?"
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hailey**
We went to Whole Foods to buy overpriced nuts(jk). "JOENUT DO YOU WANT ALMONDS?" I yelled.
"Miss, please keep quiet in here." a clerk told me.
"OKAY!" I said very loudly.
"Miss, if you don't keep quiet, we'll have to kick you out."
"MHMM SUR-" I started to say but then Jonah pulled me back.
"Yeah, sure, I already got the other nuts." Jonah said. I saw the clerk look at him appreciately and I glared at him.
"Dude, what was I doing?" I asked the clerk.
"Well, for starters-" he started to say.
"BYE BITCH!" I yelled as Jonah motioned me to come.
"Miss, what did I say-"
I couldn't hear what he said next.
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"HI GUYS WERE BACK!" I yelled.
"Hi!" I heard a little girl squeal. "Are you Hailey?"
"Yes, I am! You must be Reese, right?"
"Yeah! Did you know that Zachy likes you?" She asked looking at her mom and Zach.
I laughed. "Of course! We're dating!"
Her eyes got big. "Mommy! Zachy has a girlfriend!"
"Yes, I know." She said lovingly. She looked at me. "Nice to meet you Hailey, I'm Zachs mom. Zach has said many great things about you already!" I looked at him and he blushed.
"Aw, thanks. I'm just lucky to be dating your son." I blushed madly.
"Momma I want to play with her! My turn!" Reese squealed excitedly.
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