it ain't easy being a hoe.
(i wouldn't know because i definitely ain't one)
pero like
(bilingual ass bitch up in here)
just imagine how tiring it must be
to be playing hopscotch
from one dick to another.
you gotta figure out how to fit each dick appointment in your schedule.
you gotta be ready to fuck 24/7,
and you gotta be stone cold and not catch feelings.
(which is something i'm terrible at, oops)
i wonder sometimes,
where can i get a hoe?
so with a little lUrKiNg,
i found this account that apparently is run by a what i believe they call a hOe.
and apparently they're the best in town.
their user is orgasmicdolan
now that's when i realized,
my poor buddy alex was a hoe.
but if you are tired of being at home alone with no one to fuck,
call 1-800 HOEONTHEGO right now and you will get a free 12 inch double sided dildo with your purchase
or you could just hmu instead
- b ;)
