what the actual fuck

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okay so today was just all types of crazy.

first my best friend facetimed me and woke me up

at like 9 aM

when i had gone to sleep at like 1.

so i answered and was very lost and confused.

so yeah we gossiped for like an hour.

then i honestly don't remember what the fuck i did after that.

oh wait

i made a sinister plan with this new friend of mine to ruin alex's life.

then i went to babysit for a bit.

but the baby was crying.

and i didn't know how to get her to stop crying.

so i just started crying as well.

then after that i went and took a shower to wash away my sorrow.

wow this took a depressing turn.

haha oops.

anyway

i took a shower and got shampoo in my eye,

why am i hearing the wii menu music?

i don't even oWn one anymore.

smh jesus, stealing my wii and shit, worst cousin ever.

anyway

i started crying in the shower not because of the shampoo in my eye

but because of a shampoo meme i sent alex last night.

i don't even remember what the meme was about.

but it was enough to make me cry.

so i got out the shower,

put a towel on my head,

forgoT about the towel on my head,

and walked around like that for hourS.

then i decided to just watch old jonas brothers and big time rush videos.

because ya girl definitely has a life.

then i moved on to memes.

and i saw this video of a penguin falling,

and i stg,

i started crying.

alex can confirm this,

seeing that i sent her a video of me crying.

and that's when i realized i still had the towel on my head.

and just saying.

i'm a crazy bitch,

but shane dawson makes me feel normal.

so yeah.

today was fun 1!2?1!

- b :)

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