tired

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i'm too tired for this.

my brain is not working today

i literally tried to 'ssh' my alarm so i could sleep more

and i even caught myself putting socks on over my slides...

yikes.

but i took some pictures of my dog last night because i couldn't sleep and all my friends were asleep

and they're just the funniest shit i've ever seen

i'm still laughing super hard.

or maybe i'm just too tired and they're not even that funny

or maybe i'm just too tired and they're not even that funny

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first he looks left,

probably asking himself why his father left him.

probably asking himself why his father left him

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then he looks at me,

probably asking himself why the fuck i'm taking pictures of him with a bowl on his head at 2 in the morning.

probably asking himself why the fuck i'm taking pictures of him with a bowl on his head at 2 in the morning

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and finally he looks right,

probably asking himself why he doesn't get the right treatment he deserves.

haha i have no idea what the fuck i'm talking about anymore.

someone needs to come take my dog and phone away from me

jk

don't touch my fucking dog or i'll fight you.

- b :)

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