snakes

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so my brother said we might be getting a pet snake,

and i was super excited.

i'm already planning on what to name it.

i'm thinking Skip, Jimmy 2.0, or Dave...

anyway

my father's wife is afraid of snakes

and she said

'if there will be a snake in this house, i will literally pack my things and move out.'

so i said

'what do you mean? there's been a snake living here the whole time?'

my brother gets confused and said

'what?'

so i said

'her, she is the snake isaac.'

i got in trouble and i don't regret it one bit.

i got in trouble and i don't regret it one bit

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- b :)

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