so i was just doing my thing,
scrolling through instagram,
looking at memes.
and then
this girl replied to one of my comments and was like.
'damn u r gorgeous
and i couldn't even be mad at how annoying the spelling was because she was complimenting me.
so i replied back and thanked her.
and then she requested to follow me,
which i was pretty okay with.
so i accepted her request,
and then she dm'ed me.
and i was like.
alright then.
so we talked for a while and she seemed pretty cool,
i found out she was gay.
and that she really liked the show supernatural.
but fast forward to me eating cereal at like 10 pm.
she started to get freaky,
and i was like.
woah man.
but i didn't wanna be rude,
so i let her keep talking.
and talking,
and talking.
but while she was talking some dirty ass shit to me,
i was just eating my cereal,
minding my business.
i played along with her or whatever,
and she was so dry,
it was the most dryest conversation ever.
eventually she was done and that's when i took my opportunity and left to go watch shrek.
but then she hit me up again the next day,
and i thought it was going to be a repeat of the day before so i wasn't exactly looking forward to it.
and yeah, we talked for a bit
but i took my time replying,
either between 5 minutes to 14 hours.
and eventually she left me on read.
and that was that.
seriously though dude,
she needed to chill.
i'm still trying to process what the actual fuck happened.
- b :)
