lmao

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okay so y'all don't even know-

i seem very sassy,

(i am)

conceited,

(i will call myself hot but the second someone else does i'm like uh nO?)

and i may even come off as bossy.

but if you actually get to know me,

i'm totally different.

i'm sassy as fuck but i'm also easily intimidated??

for real though, all it takes is one stare and i'm apologizing

being on the phone and sassy is a whole other story.

my goD- i'm so annoying on the phone.

orgasmicdolan edendol tesfayethan would know anA would too if she didn't decline my call smh.

now about being conceited.

i'm weird though like

i'll be like.

'oof my ass is great'

or

'damn i'm hot as fuCk'

but give me one small compliment and i will come at you with a thousand reasons why it is not true.

i get super awkward with compliments because i'm just so used to being told mean things??

and i am definitely not bossy or know how to take control.

i never even know what the fuck i'm doing half the time.

i'm super indecisive and not exactly the smarteSt around.

which is why i like to bottom haha aye.

- b ;)

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