okay so
i am terrified of the most stupid things.
and knowing how my friends are,
posting this probably isn't a smart idea.
but when was the last time i decided to be smart?
anyway.
i'm terrified of yellow paint.
its suspicious similarity to nacho cheese is just too much for me to handle.
i'm terrified of thomas the train.
this is a longer story,
but basically.
my baby nephew had a thomas the train toy.
the kind you can ride around on.
and its face would light up whenever something triggered the motion sensor it had.
so one night,
i was in bed sleeping.
and all of a sudden,
at 2 in the fucking morning,
the fucking toy goes off.
and all i see is a bright face staring at me from the black void that is my room.
so yeah.
i'm pretty much traumatized now.
i'm terrified of bananas.
because one time my best friend in the third grade,
decided to chew one up and open his mouth to show me.
and then he threw up because apparently he'd eaten too many bananas.
so that traumatized me too.
i'm terrified of pickles.
because when i was about 12,
my sister decided it was funny to shove a whole pickle in my mouth,
even though i said i didn't like pickles.
i'm terrified of playing hide and seek.
because the thought that i have to hide and hope someone doesn't find me,
idk it just gives me super bad anxiety.
i'm also super terrified of the lunch lady at my school.
she is scary and looks like she's cooked too many potato wedges.
i'm terrified of the stupidest things i swear.
but that's just me.
and i'm also pretty stupid.
so you can't really blame me
ya know?
- b :)
