i have no fucking idea what happened last night.
my last clear memory was dancing on the kitchen island to a remix of 'the wheels on the bus'.
i know i was super hyper yesterday.
thanks to the coffee and candy i had.
and my naturally hyper self.
but this morning,
i woke up.
hanging off the bed,
with a half eaten family size bag of hot cheetos on my arm,
a bag of jelly beans by my face,
which is weird because i don't even like jelly beans.
and a half eaten cookie in my hand,
with a chocolate chip on my cheek.
what the fuck happened last night man
someone needs to just come get their womans before i wake up on the neighbors trampoline in my underwear.
- b :)
