I'm a fish cake? {Naruto Fanfiction}

Chapter 11 I Got the Good Shit. How Many You Want?

Naruto's POV

We got to the bottom of the stairs but I didn't let go of Pein's hand. We were standing in a large open hall with columns on each side. At the end there were two candles and a man in an orange mask sitting in the middle of their light. His sharingan eye gleamed from the hole in his mask. We walked towards him. He straitened his backwards slouched position and put his hands together in front of his face as he leaned into a forward slouching position. An Uchiha is made out of slouching, grunts, and vengeance. With emo as a garnish. Have you made an Uchiha before? Nope. And I hope I never do.

"Uzumaki Naruto." he said in his deep voice,"Do you know who I am."

"No, sir." This is technically a lie and the truth. So confusing!

"I am Madara Uchiha." Now that's a real lie.

"It's a pleasure meeting you, Uchiha-sama." I can't wait until he becomes Tobi!

"...Do you know what I'm known for?"

"Being one of the last Uchiha." An unknown Uchiha survivor.

"Other than that."

"...Being hella old." 

He chuckled,"Precisly."

"Was there anything in particular you wanted to ask me?"

"How much of the Kyuubi's power can you control."

"None."

"...You've never experienced his power?"

"I have but I was never in control of it. Kyuubi-sama simply...I'm sorry but it's kinda hard for me to talk so formally."

"Explain in anyway you need to."

"It was kinda like Kyuubi-sama broke a dam filled with sake and then I swam in that sake. And for a while the only thing on my mind was blood."...Why aren't they talking? I don't think they understand. Should I give more examples? Yeah. ,"Stricken with blood lust, can't be tamed...bat shit insane."

"...We will need to work on that. For now just continue your training...You may leave."

"Before I go, do you know anyone that eats human?" Zetsu rose up from the ground.

" I do." I reached into my kunai holster and took out the scroll.

"Here. I hope you like it." he grabbed it and sunk back into the ground.

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 The next morning Sasori took me to his room. Puppets were hung on the wall, sitting on the ground, or in pieces in crates. There was also a workbench as well,"Do not touch anything."

"Observe with eyes only."

"Yes." I stood behind him as he got to work on a puppet. I was so fascinated in what he was doing that I didn't know how much time had passed until he said,"Go eat lunch, Naruto." I quietly left the room and ran to the kitchen. After scarfing down some food I ran back to his room. I went  back to my spot behind him and continued watching,"Naruto, come here." I was immediately by his side. He asked me to get his tools or screws. 

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We had finished dinner and I was walking back to my room. Sasori stopped me in the hall,"Naruto, carry these for me." he gave me a box full of wood blocks. We started walking back to his room but Deidara stopped us.

"Naruto! It's getting dark. This is the perfect time for making art, un!"

"He isn't going to help you make your obnoxious explosions. He is going to be helping me create art."