I'm a fish cake? {Naruto Fanfiction}

Chaptah 15 Everything is breaking...and we don't have any glue.

Chaptah 15 Everything is breaking...and we don't have any glue.

I rushed to my room and slammed the door open,"Okay, first things first, my bag and scrolls." while getting everything I saw the scroll painting i made for Hidan in the corner. I made two clones and they both grabbed one end of the scroll,"Ten-hut." they stood at attention."Alright men. Your mission is to bring this sensitive material to the designated room unharmed...I worked my ass off painting this thing and if I find out you messed it up..."

"You'll slap yourself in the face."

"Correct as always private. No wonder why your code name is smart ass." I smirked,"Now march!"

They walked out the door, raising their legs so that they were level with their waists,"Hail ramen!" they saluted and closed the door.

While I was sealing my clothes in a scroll, private smartass dispersed and I gained his memories.

Private Smartass's POV

We marched down the hall and once we turned the corner I stopped marching in such an exaggerated manner.

The other clone stopped sighed,"Marching like that is fun but it's tiring."

"Keep walking uh..."

"How come boss didn't name me?"

"Our soldier role play was an in the moment thing."

"I still would like a name." he muttered.

We knocked on Hidan's door and he opened it. We kneeled before him and held the scroll up to him. He took it and untied the pink bow. He unraveled it and gasped. He hastily rolled it closed and leaned it against the wall. He hugged me,"I fucking love it!" he squeezed me so tight I dispersed.

Naruto POV

The other clone walked back in,"Report, private Boba."

He grinned,"Mission successful with only one casualty."

"Good work. Dismissed!"

I finished packing everything and walked back to Obito's den,"I've finished packing."

"Then we are ready to leave."

"Can I say goodbye to everyone?"

"Take your time." he said like the creepy bastard he is.

"Okay." I backed up and quickly walked up the stairs. I got to the top and I stared at Pein. He felt my eyes on him and returned the stare,"We're leaving soon." I walked up to him and wrapped my arms around him,"See you later, Otou-san."

"I shall be seeing you at a later date, Naruto." I pulled back and smiled.

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I walked into the living room and saw Konan fixing her paper rose,"What happened to it?" I sat next to her.

"Hidan happened." as if on command Hidan walked in and said,

"It was your fuckin' fault you bumped into me, bitch!" I saw splatters of dried blood on his skin.

"I'd shut up if I were you." she glared at him.

Hidan smirked,"You on your perio-" his head was sliced off by paper,"You fucking bit-OW!" his head fell on the floor and tumbled,"I just fucking healed that on! Damn blood thirsty demon bitch!"

She gave him an ugly look,"Hmph!" all emotion was gone from her face and warmth was in her eyes when she looked at me,"Is there anything you need, Naruto?"

"No..." I shook my head,"I'm leaving with Madara. I just came to say later...So see you later." I hugged her waist and buried my head in her shoulder.