A/N happy one month guys! Wooooo we made it! :)
Anyways as a special treat I decided to do something really fun and hopefully really funny!
I'm going to do a 'Silver Fox in a Nutshell Short'
It will be hopefully a comedic short that will make me feel like a complete idiot but it'll be fun either way!!!
Silver Fox In A Nutshell Short:
Shinata is a silver fox anime girl person thingy that's life has gone to shit. each chapter she get even more depressed.
Shinata: I'm so short I can't get into a fucking truck but I can jump onto a roof.
Takashie: I followed you up there and believed that you were mentally attacked by a psychotic fox inside of your head.
Shinata: k
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Shinata: I hate my family
*dad dies*
Shinata: I feel bad and forgive tham now.
Takshie: I'll carry you back and be gud relatable character. Then I'll carry you back two more times because you keep not being able to get back yourself.
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Katane: I am a complete irrelevant hole, in one of the chapters of the book. Only one fucking chapter. And then I never came back and part of the plot of that chapter didn't continue.
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*watinie shows up*
Shinata: AkKk!!
*watinie spreads scent*
Shinata: I'm gunna be sick!!!
Reader: WTF?!? It's already weird enough.
Author: nope not weird enough. I'm going to add another depressing back story now!
***********time for da fite************
Watinie: ima fuk u up!
Shinata: come at me bro!! I randomly have magic now and ima beat your ass!!
*looses anyways and gets carried off to some RANDOM ABANDONED HOUSE IN THE WOODS LIKE EVERY OTHER SETTING IN THE BOOK. NO STREETS OR NOTHING. JUST FOREST AND FOREST PATHS THAT CONVENIENTLY GO EXACTLY WERE THE NEED TOO.*
Watinie: eat this boy for no particular reason
Shinata: no
Watinie: k
*Otone gets healed by magic. THAT CAME OUT OF ABSOLUTELY NOWHERE.
Otone: Wow your the best! I'm just going to sleep inside of your sweeter and miss all the action as you carry me tiredly home. And now your my sister!
Otone's mother: bla bla bla romance bla bla go find him blah it will turn out ok
~spoilers!! it fucking didn't!!!~
*leaves and randomly meets another person animal thingy like herself and makes friends*
Saskie: I'm sad
Shinata: k
Saskie: come help me fix stuff because I can't do it alone
Shinata: k
>>>>>stuff happens and then Shinata leaves<<<<<
Shinata: I'm going to visit my dead grandmothers grave and have another sad flashback as I randomly turn human and because I sent the fucking demon thingy out of my body which I should've done before.
*comes across Takashie*
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Shinata: I basically can't move my legs anymore for not reason! What else could go wrong?
*fights with Takashie and basically never sees each other again.*
Shinata: shit.
*hangs out with brother who promises to make things better and doesn't solve a thing making that part completely irrelevant.*
====They all leave to who the hell knows where====
Shinata: I'm depressed know
Watinie: ima kill you bitch!
Shinata: k
Watinie: nvm your still my friend and I love you
Shinata: k bye. Jumps off roof.
A/N *facekick*
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Only now I realize how many loop holes are in my book so far. Whoppers! Anyways!!! That was Silver Fox In A Nutshell! Hope you enjoyed!! And
🎉🎊happy Anniversary!! 🎊🎉
Don't for forget to Vote and Comment! Peace out! Laterz!
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Silver Fox
FantasiAn outcasted animal fox girl, hated by God himself, struggles to find motivation. Struggling with the internal beast killing her inside-out. SAD AND WARNING OF DEPRESSION IN STORE. IF YOU ARE OFFENDED BY THAT THEN DO NOT READ. Things will get emotio...
