Author's note: This is gonna be like a script since texting is like that. I will try my best with entertaining you. I might fail this first time. All rights go to nintendo. Are you ready let's get started...
(Group chat)
Link: Hello?
Urbosa: Sav'saaba
Mipha: Greetings
Revali: hmph, I'm here
Daruk: S'up little guy
Mipha: This is confusing, what is this?
Revali: Oh, you wouldn't understand. You're Zora brain doesn't have the capacity to understand.
Urbosa: REVALI!
Revali: What? just saying what's so.
Urbosa: That's rude
Revali: #Buzzkill Urbosa
Urbosa: Why you little-
Daruk: You two! chill.
Mipha: I'm fine Urbosa
Urbosa: Ok, I've got my eye on you Revali
Revali: Oh? do you now?
Urbosa: -_-
Mipha: My question still stands; what is this?
Link: I set up this chat so it would be easier to communicate.
Revali: Now if only you started talking outside of the group chat
Urbosa: rude as ever
Mipha: Revali please don't insult Link.
Revali: Or what? you'll cry?
Daruk: Mipha's tougher than she looks Rev, I wouldn't push this any more.
Urbosa: agreed
Mipha: Thanks
Daruk: no prob
Revali: hmph, well if this chat is for communicating and just talking...
Link: ?
Urbosa: yes?
Mipha: I don't like the looks of this..
Daruk: great, what is it?
Revali: Then let's answer questions.
Urbosa: like what?
Daruk: ok
Mipha: (0o0) Uh-Oh
Revali: yes, why were you measuring Link the other day?
(Mipha has left the group chat)
Revali: coward
Daruk: not cool dude
Urbosa: You have some nerve messing with Mipha!
Revali: Oh puh-lease, Urbosa- #Buzzkill Urbosa
Urbosa: You little..
Revali: ooo, I remember now, didn't you say you had your 'eye on me'?
Daruk: 0_0 Don't say it
Revali: Kiss my ass!
Urbosa: That's one thing I'll never do in my life.
Revali: buzzkill
Urbosa: oh? buzzkill? Well next time you fly near the Gerudo desert, you'll have arrows flying at you and I hope those arrows hit yo ugly ass!
Revali: 0_o not my ass!
Link: ....That's mean
Daruk: #hardcore
Revali: hmph, then I won't be flying near your desert.
Daruk: where'd Mipha go?
To Be Continued...
Author's note: Hope ya liked it. I hope this was enjoyable.
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Breath of the Wild; Champions Group Chat
Fanfiction*COMPLETED* GO CHECK THE SECOND ONE FOR MORE! These are random times no actual order. This is basically like a group chat where they text each other. When my other fict comes out I may incorporate some of the jokes into this one.
