Author's Note: Okay so this may get weirdly funnier than usual of course. I hope ya'll like it^^
(Group Chat)
(Mipha has joined the chat)
(Zelda has joined the chat)
Mipha: hello?
Zelda: came to mess around again?
Mipha: no, how did you get access to this chat?
Zelda: I have my ways
Mipha: uh huh
Zelda: so this is boring..
Mipha: Wait this is usually around the time when Revali or Urbosa show up..
Zelda: looks like they are not here..
Mipha: no Link? either
Zelda: Why are you so obsessed with my body guard?
Mipha: I'm not, he's my f-friend
Zelda: Uh huh, and do you know a lot about him?
Mipha: um, we are childhood friends. Princess why do you care so much?
Zelda: Just curious but did you know that Link gets paranoid
Mipha: He does?
Zelda: Yes here's a chat I had with him
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Mipha: XD aww, haha, Link thinks cuckoos are evil?
Zelda: Apparently. He carries this concoction he made to ward them off
Mipha: What's it called?
Zelda: Cuckoo off Repellent
Mipha: Adorable ^w^
Zelda: it truly is
Mipha:..
(Mipha has left the chat)
Zelda: Wow Mipha just wow..
(Revali the Moose has joined the chat)
Revali the Moose: Caw caw MotherFucker!
(Revali the Moose kicked Zelda off the chat)
Urbosa: nice she's blasted off again
Link: it was creepy to read the chat the girls were having about me
(Daruk has joined the chat)
Daruk: Wow, Link you've got issues
Link: my paranoia?
Daruk: no watching the girls talk
Urbosa: what's even funnier is that they don't know XD
Revali the Moose: Urbosa change my nickname...NOW!
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Breath of the Wild; Champions Group Chat
Fanfiction*COMPLETED* GO CHECK THE SECOND ONE FOR MORE! These are random times no actual order. This is basically like a group chat where they text each other. When my other fict comes out I may incorporate some of the jokes into this one.
