Alright here's the next group chat. I've been busy IRL and that's why I haven't been updating in general. So, here's another part. Enjoy
(Revali has joined the chat)
(Urbosa has joined the chat)
Urbosa: Anyone on?
Revali: here
Urbosa: -_- anyone other than Revali?
Revali: here
Urbosa: Shut up Revali
Urbosa: -_- cause I'm frickin' bored
(Urbosa changed Revali's name to Ravioli Turkey)
Ravioli Turkey: Did you just merge two names you called me? >=(
Urbosa: Yes, yes I did
Ravioli Turkey: take this bitch
(Ravioli Turkey has changed Urbosa's name to Drunk Genie Girl)
Drunk Genie Girl: Aw, come on!!
Ravioli Turkey: ya thought I would forget, Genie Weenie? suck it
Drunk Genie Girl: I ain't sucking it.
(Mipha has joined the chat)
Ravioli Turkey: I'm outta here!
(Ravioli Turkey has left the chat)
Drunk Genie Girl: Uhhh...mind helping me with the nickname?
Mipha: Of course
(Mipha changed Drunk Genie Girl's name to Urbosa)
Urbosa: Thank you
Mipha: You are welcome^^
Urbosa: Is anyone else on this chat?
Mipha: Not right now...it's been quiet lately...
Urbosa: What's going on?
Mipha: *sighs* I'm angry at Link
Urbosa: For what?
Mipha: It's hard to explain
Urbosa: tell me, I may be of assistance
Mipha: Alright, he's hanging with another girl
Urbosa: hmm, continue
Mipha: I think Link's dating her..
Urbosa: Did you ask him?
Mipha: No...
Urbosa: who is this girl?
Mipha: A zora named Kodah
Urbosa: Do you know this Kodah?
Mipha: yeah, a friend
Urbosa: Then talk to her about Link
Mipha: I did, she's dating Link!
Urbosa: Well, that's what happens when you don't assert yourself into a relationship.
Mipha: Yeah, I know...it just hurts to hear that he said he had a fun time without me.
Urbosa: 0_0 He seriously said that to your face?
Mipha: ='( he said it to Kodah...
(Arya has joined the group chat)
Arya: Ouch, kinda harsh right?
Urbosa: Arya, get off the chat sweetie, I'm having a conversation with a friend.
Mipha: Who is this?
Arya: I'm her niece.
Mipha: Oh, alright. there's still a lot I don't know about you Urbosa
Urbosa: Arya, get off the chat now
Arya: I'm bored, Mom's always too busy and you didn't give a a secret mission to do.
Urbosa: fine. Spy on Link and Kodah. I wanted to get the dirt on him
Arya: Alrighty^^
Urbosa: anyways, you were saying Mipha?
Mipha: um, I don't know what to do...
Arya: simple tell the boy you like him
Urbosa: Arya- wait that's what I was going to say!
Arya: one step a head of you, Auntie
Urbosa: right
(Link has joined the chat)
Link: ...
Arya: ha, look what Hyrule dragged in
Urbosa: Our pot breaking, totally oblivious, blue garment wearing, boy
Arya: Bingo
Link: Who are you?
Arya: Urbosa's niece
Link: OH
Mipha: ...
Link: Hey Mipha =)
Urbosa: are you that oblivious?
Link: I'm not oblivious! I'm alert at all times!
Arya: Says the boy that can hear a guardian coming but, not a problem in friendship!
Link: hey, I'm pretty alert in all areas
Urbosa: I'm sure you think you are but you are not
Link: says who? Revali?
Urbosa: NO
Arya: US
Urbosa: *high five*
Arya: *high five*
Mipha: 0///0 I'm just gonna-y-yea-h-h
(Mipha has left the chat)
Arya: I believe our work here is done
Urbosa: agreed
(Arya has left the chat)
(Urbosa has left the chat)
Link: What just happened?...
(Daruk has joined the chat)
Daruk: No idea, little guy.
Link: Woman are complicated
Daruk: for sure
I hope this was enjoyable and sorry if it wasn't as funny as the last few chats.
Anyways, I added hyliann1234's OC, Arya. hyliann1234, let me know what you think. I wasn't sure what her personality was so I did my best, I hope you like it.
Have a nice night and I promise to update more^^
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Breath of the Wild; Champions Group Chat
Fanfiction*COMPLETED* GO CHECK THE SECOND ONE FOR MORE! These are random times no actual order. This is basically like a group chat where they text each other. When my other fict comes out I may incorporate some of the jokes into this one.
