Revali: Documenting my little crusade, Sidon I need you on
Sidon: I'm here Revali!
Revali: Good you are going to tell me exactly what I am looking for.
Sidon: We're looking for the book, Era of Twlight, and some book my dumb sister didn't even get the name of?
Revali: I sent you what Zelda sent us! Check the main chat
Sidon: okay
Sidon: Fused is all we have to work with
Revali: Era of Twlight and fused are all we have to work with
Sidon: Where r u now?
Revali: Atlantis, Under the sea!
Sidon: 😑 quit quoting Alan Walker
Revali: I'm in the Library
Why tf is it so creepy in here
Sidon: Two women were kidnapped in that very room
Revali: not helping
Sidon: Check the pots
Revali: Why?
Sidon: Zelda said she hid the book in something Link likes
Revali: He likes breaking those things, why would she put it in there?
Sidon: Well, Link's already been kidnapped so no one probably has touched the pot!
Revali: Unless our kidnapper enjoys breaking pots as much as Tunic Boi
Sidon: only one way to find out
Revali: yeah, I checked the pot..
Sidon: and?
Revali: you were right 😑
Sidon: so we have the book?
Revali: One of them
Sidon: go to the opposite side of the library
Revali: Why?
Sidon: you wouldn't put both books in the same area if you didn't want our enemy to find them.
Revali: I don't think they were thinking that far ahead. For all we know that fused book could have been in Mipha's hands when she was taken.
Sidon: it doesn't hurt to look
Revali: yes I'm over there and I don't like how shadowy it is over here
Sidon: look around
Revali: I SEE FUCKING CLAW MARKS ON THE FLOOR
Sidon: Okay WHAT
Revali: honestly it does give this place some decorum
Sidon: Are you even using that word right?
Revali: Fused Shadow
Sidon: You found it?
Revali: Yeah, it was just laying around
Sidon: THATS A TRAP SHDJDIIE
Revali: DUCK I MEAN FUCK
IM FLYING THEY HERE
Sidon: HOW ARE YOU TEXTING?!
Revali: I MULTITASK MASTER
Sidon: you need to get those books outta there
Revali: Gerudo express
Sidon: Gerudo What?
Revali: There's a messenger that delivers messages very fast to Gerudo town
Sidon: Don't talk like that! Fly your feathers to the desert
Revali: I'm not fast
I admit
They on my tail
I lose them
Sidon: Did you send the books
Revali: Gerudo lady gave me a weird look when I said it was for Urbosa
Sidon: that's to be expected
Revali: they are scary fast
I can't even see them
Sidon: THTAS MESSED UP
Sidon: Revali?
Revali?
Rev?
Rev??
(Unknown number has joined the chat)
+371-rd: Teehee, little flightless bird
Can't wait to meet you little cutie😉
(Sidon has removed themselves from the chat)
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I accidentally hit the publish button so you guys get three updates this week 🤦♀️
YOU ARE READING
Breath of the Wild; Champions Group Chat
Fanfiction*COMPLETED* GO CHECK THE SECOND ONE FOR MORE! These are random times no actual order. This is basically like a group chat where they text each other. When my other fict comes out I may incorporate some of the jokes into this one.
