Been awhile... yeah, it's 2019. I started this book in 2018. I also started other books in 2018. What I'm saying is I'm planning to end some of my books and bringing up new ones. This one is safe from ending just to let u guys know.
Before we begin... I'm still continuing the request for Revali to get some love.
Now the important thing
A little survey, basically answer this in the comments. I want to improve content, stories, the chat etc.
1. What do you like about this chat? Any requests for what you want to see in the future?
2. Do you read BotW Paradise; Rise of Champions? If so, what do you like about it? What do you want to see? *If not reading the book, would you be more inclined to read the book if I included Urbosa and Revali's childhood connection or something else?
3. Any future books you want me to create in Botw? If so, you can suggest something.
Anyways it would help out a lot if you answer the survey. Thanks for reading guys now we get to the good stuff😏
Group chat: The "Chosen" one
Asinine: Link
Link: Yeah?
Asinine: do you know why Urbosa isn't responding to my texts?
Link: no clue
Asinine: Really, you talk to Urbosa
Link: she has responsibilities as the chief you know
Asinine: ugh, I wish it was like the good old days
Link: what were the good old days? Having all of Urbosa's attention
Asinine: I'm not gonna admit that😤
Link: you do want her attention😏😉
Asinine: ya know, I see why now you don't talk as much😡
Link: ...
Asinine: cause you always have something snarky to say?
Link: Well, Excuse meeee, Princess
Asinine: the hero of hyrule who has to save us all, I have "high hopes" for you😑
Asinine: seriously Link I would like some helpful suggestions not I'm in love with Urbosa
(Link took a screenshot)
Asinine: IF YOU SEND THAT TO UBROSA, YOU ARE WELCOME TO JUMP INTO DEATH MOUNTAIN RIGHT NOW!😡🤬
Link: that's on my bucket list =D
Asinine: who even uses emoticons anymore?
Link: Urbosa
Asinine: oh.... actually?😳
Link: sometimes
Asinine: say what's on your bucket list Link? Do you rank these?
Link: yup. Here's my bucket list
10. Dress like a Gerudo
9. Use Urbosa's Scimitar as a toothpick
8. "Say Well, excuse me princess" to Zelda at least once
7. Own a pet wolf
6. Say seal puns for a week
5. Learn how to play a ocarina
4. Create a club called the Seven Sages
3. Defeat a Molduga
2. Sneak into Gerudo town
1. Kiss Mipha and maybe Zelda just for the fun of it
(Asinine took a screenshot)
Link: 😡 I can't believe ya done this
Asinine: Believe it!
Link:😑 you've watched too much anime in your time
Asinine: don't criticize me for enjoying entertainment
Asinine: say, if I let you in on one of Urbosa's secrets will you help me out?🥺
Link: hell yeah, what is it?
Asinine: first, would you FUCKING CHANGE MY NICKNAME
Link: well excus-
Asinine: nobody needs you to finish that
(Link changed Asinine's name to Revali)
Revali: much better
Link: much worse
Revali: and people say I'm full of wit😒
Link: tellll meeeee
Revali: Urbosa is not engaged or has a boyfriend at all
Last one didn't end so well
Link: wow
Revali: she's pretty damn good at lying, heck she could lie to save her ass
Link: actually?
Revali: Yeah, she's lied a lot, especially so she could survive, wasn't all fun in games in Gerudo town apparently
She did a lot of stealing
Link: and we all thought Urbosa was a role model, fuck that😂
Link: just don't tell Mipha about this...Mipha sees Urbosa as a big sister
Revali: Yeah... so can you please tell me why she isn't even responding?
Link: busy most likely
Revali: another reason please
Link: she's got a date
Revali:😒 not if I can help it
Link: jealous?
Revali: as if
Link: she may be on her off week. It's happens to Mipha monthly.
Revali: uhhh, okkkkk
Fuck, I'm just gonna call her
Link: you do that😘
Revali: you're welcome to jump into death mountain rn
Link: nah, rather be crushed by Urbosa's thighs
Revali: Link, you want to go on a field trip 😃
Link: where to?
Revali: Mipha
Link: Seriously, I can't believe you're still trying to link us together
Revali: you made a pun😜
Link ...😑
Meanwhile...
Group Chat: The Sane Trio
Mipha: And Link was like the silent princess clashes well with your eyes
Daruk: he totally likes you😍
Mipha: Ikr?
Daruk: tell me more
Mipha: so we continue our stroll through the forest, and he goes to pick some flowers and then he completely disappears for a while.
Daruk: yikes
Mipha: only to come back with a beautifully decorated pot🥰🥰
Daruk: he definitely left that before hand, readying it for when the time was right
Mipha: Yeah, He's such a sweetie but I'm afraid he doesn't like me back...
Daruk: he's oblivious give him time, you got this girl😘😍👌
Mipha: 😍 thanks Daruk
(Urbosa has joined the chat)
Urbosa: why am I getting about 290 notifications?
Mipha: sorry Urbosa
Urbosa: ...
Daruk: where have you been?
Urbosa: it's none of your business
Mipha: we're just worried about you
Urbosa: you don't have to
Daruk: you went out didn't you
Urbosa: I have my duties to attend to
Mipha: Your guards said you went to go visit someone
Urbosa: f@#& Rayu and Reves
Daruk: Did you visit Revali? 😏
Urbosa: Like hell I would no
Mipha: you're not gonna tell us are you?
Urbosa: Yeah basically 😋
Who did Urbosa visit? Maybe one day we'll know. 28 chapters, I call this series one. Series two is gonna be lot more interesting😉😏
*cover of this book's gonna change soon😉
YOU ARE READING
Breath of the Wild; Champions Group Chat
Fanfiction*COMPLETED* GO CHECK THE SECOND ONE FOR MORE! These are random times no actual order. This is basically like a group chat where they text each other. When my other fict comes out I may incorporate some of the jokes into this one.
