*COMPLETED* GO CHECK THE SECOND ONE FOR MORE!
These are random times no actual order. This is basically like a group chat where they text each other. When my other fict comes out I may incorporate some of the jokes into this one.
Author's note: Here we go! Another part! Let's see what happens in this one. All rights to nintendo.
(Group Chat)
Revali: NOO! ='(
Mipha: What happened?
Daruk: bet it has to do with himself
Revali: NO! This what happened!
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Daruk: XD your house is on fire!
Link: XD
Revali: I will kill you Link!
Link: I'll believe you when Urbosa flies
Urbosa: That thing was a MANSION XD
Revali: YOU! YOU ARE SO LUCKY THAT, THAT NO MALE RULE DOESN'T LET ME IN!
Urbosa: Oh puh-lease you don't stand a chance against me
Revali: Wanna bet?
Mipha: ENOUGH! Urbosa did you light his house on fire?
Urbosa: Sure did, that thing was a MANSION
Revali: For your information that was a cottage!
Urbosa: MANSION
Revali: COTTAGE!
Link: XD
Revali: Link I'm serious! I'm not afraid to stick something up your ass!
Mipha: REVALI! DON'T!
Revali: yeah,yeah, need to make sure he's in good shape for your ulterior motives
Mipha: 0///0 It's not like that!
Urbosa: Revali! stick out of a girl's business! Miph, what kind of motives?
Mipha: 0///0 Do I have to answer?
Daruk: I'm curious
Link: and I'm concerned for my virginity
Mipha: 0///0 um...it's..not weird
Urbosa: Never mind Miph, it's fine
Daruk: oh well
Link: Mipha's too pure to be dirty
Revali: yeah, surrre, that's what she wants us to think
Urbosa: I don't regret taking down your mansion
Revali: A**hole
Mipha: Language Revali
Daruk: He just mentioned you doing it with someone and you call him out on this?
Mipha: Let's not discuss this
Urbosa: Still a mansion
Revali: COTTAGE!
Daruk: So shouldn't you be getting a mortgage?
Revali: yeah, about that...the Rito workers just laughed at me
Mipha: wait
Daruk: Really?
Revali: well when you tell them your COTTAGE got destroyed by a GERUDO, nobody BELIEVES YOU!
Mipha: XD HAHAHAHA sor-rry HHAHAHA
Daruk: HAHAHAHAHA LOL
Link: XD
Urbosa: HAHAHAHA, I'm quite proud of myself now
Revali: I hate you all.
(Revali left the group chat)
Urbosa: Maybe I should egg his house next time.
Link: DO IT
Daruk: PLEASE
Mipha: Boys don't encourage her.
Link: fine
Daruk: bummer
TO BE CONTINUED
Author's Note: Here's the next one! hope it was fun to read! Let me know in the comments below what you think. Your comments are helpful. The next chapter's gonna be interesting.
