*COMPLETED* GO CHECK THE SECOND ONE FOR MORE!
These are random times no actual order. This is basically like a group chat where they text each other. When my other fict comes out I may incorporate some of the jokes into this one.
Author's Note: The first part went over way better than I expected and I decided to add another part. Here we go.
(group chat)
Mipha: hello?
Daruk: S'up
Mipha: I was checking if anyone was on here
Daruk: you haven't responded in like a week
Mipha: sorry I was busy..
Urbosa: with what?
Mipha: making armor for-Link
Daruk: cool
Urbosa: lovely, what occasion?
Mipha: um, top secret
Revali: if it's top secret then you must have forgotten that Link is on the chat.
Mipha: 0///0 I forgot, oh Hylia
Revali: yep, the joys of having a Zora brain.
Daruk: rude
Urbosa: I'm lighting Revali's house on fire later. Want to help?
Link: Sure
Revali: Link I will kill you
Mipha: (0o0) Let's not kill anyone or light houses on fire! understand?
Link: ...k
Daruk: yes
Urbosa: fine! but it would still be fun-ny.
Revali: Thanks Mipha, for once somebody cares
Daruk: oh boy
Urbosa: EGO ALERT EGO ALERT! Revali's ego has gotten too big for his head!
Revali: oh? look who's talking! Ya look like a genie!
Daruk: hahahahaha
Link: LOL
Mipha: =)
Urbosa: I DO NOT LOOK LIKE A GENIE!
Revali: uh, yeah ya do. here look.
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That's you and now look at this pic of a genie.
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Do you see the resemblance? hmm?
Mipha: OMG, it looks a lot alike
Daruk: bet 10 bucks Urbosa's related to a Genie!
Link: 20
Urbosa: THAT GIRL JUST HAPPENS TO HAVE THE SAME HAIR STYLE!
Revali: mmmhmmm
(Revali changed Urbosa's nickname to Genie weenie)
Mipha: I don't know why but this amuses me
Daruk: LOL
Genie weenie: I freaking hate you
Revali: So Mipha what were you doing this week?
Mipha: oh? um
Revali: well?
Mipha: oh look at the time, I gotta go.
Revali: yeah sure you do.
Mipha: No seriouslynowshshhaiarhekjahuawetohaywhf jai
Genie weenie: what the heck
(Mipha has lost connection)
Daruk: oh no she may be in danger!
(Mipha is back online)
Mipha: Sorry my brother barged in
Revali: what a nosy little miscreant
Mipha: It was an accident, I've gotta go
(Mipha has left the group chat)
Revali: Yeah still, I think Mipha doesn't have a brain
Link: -_-
Daruk: -_-
Genie weenie: -_-
Revali: Although that may be the case I think Gerudos have the smallest brains ever XD
Genie weenie: Shut yo mouth
Revali: sure, hehhaha, genie weenie XD
Genie Weenie: THAT'S IT I'M LIGHTING YOUR HOUSE ON FIRE!
Revali: you don't know where I live ;)
Genie weenie: we'll find out
Revali: 0_o
(Revali changed Genie weenie back into Urbosa)
Author's note: this one was a lot longer but I hope it was enjoyable. Let me know in the comments below what topics ya want the champions to talk about.
