Daruk: this is really it huh, guys?
Revali: It appears that way
Urbosa: It's not over til the battle is won
Mipha: May we meet again
Sidon: Mipha?
Urbosa: Mipha wdym?
Sidon: NOOOOO NAYRU NOOO
Revali: What is it?
Sidon: NO SHES NOT GONE!
Urbosa: Sid? Sidon?
Revali: He's not responding
Daruk: guys there's a blight in Vah Rudania, I think one of them got Mipha
Urbosa: Oh, they are so going down!
Revali: Without a doubt
Zelda: Mipha's down?!
Urbosa: appears so
Revali: where's Link?
Zelda: He's going towards the Calamity
Urbosa: the sooner the better
Revali: Daruk?
Urbosa: he's not responding
Midna: Well, the Zora and Goron bit the dust so sorry to hear
Zelda: no😢
Urbosa: We'll keep fighting
Revali: Ofc
Midna: Revali pls swing around better and stop playing with your opponent
Revali: I'm tiring him out!
Midna: Ganon doesn't get tired
Revali: fuck
Urbosa: so then how do
Midna: yes?
Urbosa: slay those
Revali: ?
Urbosa: things
Revali: you okay?
Urbosa: my enemy is
Midna very fast yes maybe don't text
Revali: good idea
Zelda: I don't know how to stop him
Link: huff
Midna: Princess ye of little faith
Princess: I have faith
Midna: Huh Urbosa's gone
Princess:😭😭😭
Link😰😢
Midna: Huh, Revali's gone as well
Zelda: I'll do my best, but Link is pretty injured.
Midna: Until we meet again princess
(Midna has left the chat)
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Breath of the Wild; Champions Group Chat
Fanfiction*COMPLETED* GO CHECK THE SECOND ONE FOR MORE! These are random times no actual order. This is basically like a group chat where they text each other. When my other fict comes out I may incorporate some of the jokes into this one.
