Revali: Link
Link: What?
Mipha: We need to monitor this chat, more carefully
Mipha: ...
Daruk: Feathers what are you talking about?
Urbosa: 😜
(Zelda has joined the chat)
Zelda: It's about time
Revali: Unlike you, Zelda, we Champions are short in time
Zelda: don't be so overly dramatic. I don't even understand what you mean.
Urbosa:😏
Link: hey guys I found more pots!!!!😍😍😍😍
Zelda: Link! Drugs are strictly 🚫 off limits, you're a knight you should know better
Link: oh
Urbosa: A wild Zelda has appeared! What do you want to do? Fight, run, use item?
Link: use item
Zelda: What item?!
Mipha: they're just kidding around
Revali: Never knew that Link loved pot so much😂😂😂
Zelda: neither did I 😡😡
Link: Well, Exuuuuuusseeeee me Princess!😒
Zelda: 👿
Mipha: Link likes the pottery pots not the other one you're thinking
Zelda: Oh, why didn't you tell me earlier?
Urbosa: get used to it
This is my domain
Daruk: our domain
Urbosa: 🚫 no
Revali: This Chat is boring me to pieces!
Zelda: Well, then I continued my research on the Sheikah
Daruk: you mean the cyclop Octopie
Revali: I believe you mean Cyclops Octopussies
Urbosa: you both are unbearable 😒
(Sidon has joined the chat)
Sidon: Just how my sister is unbearable when she's locked up in her room all day!
Mipha: I am not
Sidon: yeah you are
Probably doing whatever girls do
Urbosa: and what do you think we girls do?
Sidon: some weird shit
Mipha: Revali I need to skewer you alive
Sidon: Actually Rainbow taught me that one😋
Mipha: Tell Rainbow she's got five seconds to run
(Mipha has left the group chat)
Urbosa: what do you think the weird shit is that we do?
Sidon: I know you drink on work days
Zelda: URBOSA😡
Urbosa: Do-not know what this kid is saying
Revali: we drank together last night
(Urbosa changed Revali's name to Revalus)
Urbosa: no we did not!
Revalus: Yeah, sorry that was another buddy
Zelda: you know this chat is being monitored by my father rn, right?
Urbosa: Fuck
Revalus: Shit
Link: Well, ExCuuuUuusssse Meeeee Prrrrriiinnnccccesssss
Daruk: I wasn't a part of this
Sidon: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂you😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂guys are so screwed know😂😂😂😂
YOU ARE READING
Breath of the Wild; Champions Group Chat
Fanfiction*COMPLETED* GO CHECK THE SECOND ONE FOR MORE! These are random times no actual order. This is basically like a group chat where they text each other. When my other fict comes out I may incorporate some of the jokes into this one.
