I'm gonna screw up everything. Botw chats will never be the same after this...
(Zelda has joined the chat)
Zelda: guys we have a situation
Urbosa: it better not be Ganon
Revali: Ganon ain't no match for us. Besides if it is him, I tell him to go suck my balls
Link: Now thine will get thy job done
Daruk: Dude, you're creeping me out...
(Sidon joined the chat)
Sidon: Not as much as Mipha is rn
Urbosa: Shh, the adults are talking
Link: Sid, go fetch me some pots
Sidon: I'm hiding in one rn for my life!!
Zelda: Come again?
Sidon: I'm in a pot trying not to have Mipha KILL ME!
Daruk: What did you do this time?
Sidon: ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
Link: He did do something.
Zelda: Okay, Sidon, stop acting like one of those characters from Arrow
Link: Arrow? More like Flash
Revali: DC's Legends of Tomorrow anyone?
Urbosa: More like Supergirl
Zelda: Supergirl's too happy for this comparison 😑😑
Urbosa: Fine, have it your way
Zelda: I kind of have to hence my royal blood
Link: Why EXCUSSSSEEE MEEE PRIIINNNCCESSS
Revali: FUCK he brought it back
Urbosa: Anyone else feeling very confused here?
Daruk: Like Doctor Who confused?
Urbosa?
Hello?
Revali: She ain't answering? This is as weird as that movie with people chasing ghosts.
Mipha: Heh... wrong again sweetheart
Sidon: Shittttttt!!! This is a scary as the Shining! I'm out!
(Sidon has left the chat)
Link: SWEETHEART?!
Mipha explain!
Mipha: You can't run forever little brother
(Mipha has left the chat)
Daruk: That is not Mipha😬😬😬
Revali: More like Mipha is on hormones
Link: 😑🖕
Revali: It's an actual thing Link. It happens to women. They just need space
Link: But Mipha's never acted like this before 😬😬
Daruk: I'm with little guy, here, this is weird.
Zelda: And I think we should be more concerned about what happened to Sidon, and Urbosa.
Daruk: That's right, Urbosa hasn't respond in a while
Zelda: I'm getting Alien vibes here
Revali: Uh, I'm getting more Underworld vibes here
Link: You guys and your movies 🤦♂️
Daruk: guys we need to meet up
We need to go and see what the hell is going on
Link: ...
Zelda: He went mute again
Revali: I just about had it with Link insulting me, anyways
Link: ...
Zelda: Great he is committed again
Daruk: We aren't gonna meet up?
Zelda: Not yet
Don't take this personally but I'm kicking you guys off the chat
Revali: Squaw?!
Daruk: Holy marbles, what?!
(Zelda removed Revali and Daruk from the chat)
Zelda: Now for a very important question, Link
Link: ?..
Zelda: For a while now...I have thought of you, only as my guard...and during the time we shared together, I realize I..
Link: Read your diary
Zelda: WHAT?!
Link: Yeah, I mean it was just laying around. I gave it a read. I know you are going to confess
Zelda: Do you have no shame?! Reading a girl's diary is an invasion of privacy!!!
Link: if it makes you feel any better, I read Mipha's diary too.
Zelda: YOU. HAVE. NO. SHAME.
Link: Puhlease Princess. I know you are gonna confess and my answer is... I would rather be single.
Zelda: ...
Link: I would rather not marry into royalty, apologies if you were thinking far ahead
Zelda: So that means you aren't into Mipha?
Link: this isn't the time for this. I'm going to be single for now
We need to take care of what's going on with our friends.
(Link has left the chat)
A/n: Well, I was planning to release this version on Friday, but I realized that the next chat will probably leaves guys shocked more than this one. Boy did I leave this minor cliffhanger. Heh heh. Next chapter is going to be called Disaster Town. This one will be even bigger than Series 1: What you don't See
YOU ARE READING
Breath of the Wild; Champions Group Chat
Fanfic*COMPLETED* GO CHECK THE SECOND ONE FOR MORE! These are random times no actual order. This is basically like a group chat where they text each other. When my other fict comes out I may incorporate some of the jokes into this one.
