Heyyyyyy! Been awhile, yeah, I've got other books to work on, and by the time I get to this book, it's been a month.. anyways thanks for your patience.
Wait for it...
10.3k reads?!😀
339 votes?! 😃
1.15k comments?! 😄
That's the states of this book. I've gotta say thank you guys. All this wouldn't be possible without you all. Give yourselfs a round of applause.
Alright now let's get to the chat!!(note, dirty jokes ahead)
(Link has joined the chat)
Revali: it's about damn time!
Link: don't be a hater, be a lover❤️
Revali: I love myself, is that enough?
Urbosa: no wonder your girlfriend dumped you.
Revali: 😡 I told you not to say anything
Urbosa: I'm a woman in power what do you expect?
Daruk: something more interesting than the Rev and Bosa battle
Mipha: it's fine let's do a activity, Revaluation you have any ideas?
Link: 😂😂😂😂
Daruk: *Revali is doing a revaluation of his life
Urbosa: 😂 hell yeah
Revali: 🤬😡
Mipha: stupid autocorrect 🥴
Revali: fine I got a game
Urbosa: oh lovely
Daruk: explain
Revali: I grab a stick
Urbosa: yes 😀
Daruk: 😀
Revali: I head to Hateno village...
Urbosa: 😄
Daruk:😄 yeah go on
Revali: I go to the lonely cottage...
Urbosa: 😃
Daruk: 😃
Revali: And I attack Link!
Urbosa:😓
Daruk:😔
Link: 😡 I disapprove of this
Mipha: I second that
Daruk: anybody have any other ideas?
Revali: 😃 yes
Daruk: besides Revali😓
Mipha: I do 😃
Revali: nobody cares!
JK
Mipha: two truths and a lie
Link: pretty simple
Urbosa: Daruk you understand
Daruk: Yeah
Revali:😔 no he didn't
Daruk: Yeah I don't understand
Link: you tell two facts that are true and you have one that is a lie. We are gonna guess your lie. You go first
Daruk: alright
I hate dogs
I like rocks
I have seen Revali sneak into Gerudo town
Link: ooo, the last ones goood
Mipha: hating dogs is a lie
Revali: no Mipha you got it wrong, it's me sneaking into town
Urbosa: I want the last one to be true😁 I go with the first is a lie
Daruk: Yeah ya got me. dogs is the lie. Revali did sneak into Gerudo town
Revali: I hate you, you were supposed to say nothing
Urbosa: Revali 😡
Revali: yesss?😃
Urbosa: you're going to jail, so Revali can do some Revaluation on his life!
Link:🤣🤣🙏
Daruk: get wrecked!!!😂😂
Revali: the only thing getting wrecked is when Urbosa's husband finally lays her!
Mipha: 😂😂sorry
Link: ewww
Daruk: 😂👍
Urbosa:😤 I'm sending my guards to your house
Revali: 😪
Urbosa: you uncultured swine🤬
Link: I think you mean uncultured asinine 😋
Urbosa: you're free to join him in the bird house too!
Mipha: guys calm down
Can we continue the game?
Link: I'll go!
I cannot describe Mipha with just one word
I slept walk into a ...whore house
I still have my virginity
Urbosa: damn, this is good. I respect you.
Link: 🙏 thanks
Urbosa: virginity one is a lie
Mipha:😨 whore house is lie
Daruk: no it's not! It's the describe Mipha one! 😉
Revali: virginity one is lie
Mipha: why is everyone saying it's a lie?!😫
Link: 🤫 ain't saying nothing
Mipha:🥺
Link: Whore house is the lie😋 I'm not joking
Mipha: 🥰 thank Nayru
Revali: dammit
Urbosa: you're a good liar Link
Daruk: well done
Revali: I wanna go
Urbosa: this should be good😒
Revali:
I've seen a female Rito lay an egg
I've seen Urbosa's husband
I can do the middle finger with my feathered hands
Urbosa: this is better than I expected...cept why am I mentioned in this?
Link: hm, Urbosa's husband is a lie
Daruk: female rito egg laying lie
Mipha: um middle finger one😐
Urbosa: you've never seen my husband you liar
Revali: actually that one's the truth Urbosa. I can't make a middle finger with my feathered hands is lie
Link: how is Mipha getting all these right?!
Revali: she's using Mipha wizardry!"
Daruk: Mipha you're a wizard?!
Mipha: actually it's called listening. You should try it some time.
Link: ok
Daruk: sure
Revali: Don't know what you're talking about😒
Urbosa:🤣😂 she legit just roasted you
Link: oh...
Urbosa: first time Mipha ever roasts you guys on chat
Revali:😑
Daruk: moving on Mipha, you're up
Mipha: alright,
I hit in unintentionally Revaluation instead of Revali earlier in the chat
I have Daddy issues
I can't remember my mother before she died
Urbosa: are you depressed?
Mipha: no
Link: daddy issues is the lie
Revali: agreed
Urbosa yup
Daruk: same
Mipha nope😁 that's a truth
Urbosa: oof
Revali: so we have remember mom and Revaluation
Daruk: ugh, that's hard
Urbosa: well, if i were Mipha... the third one's a lie, you remember your mom
Revali: no it's Revaluation, she did that on purpose!
Daruk: I will go with Urbosa on this
Link: Revaluation
Mipha: Yeah, I do remember my mom
Link: how did your mom die?
Mipha: she died while giving birth to my little brother.
Revali: But Zora's lay eggs...logic is weird in this world
Daruk: some disease maybe?
Urbosa: this is getting too personal let's leave it be
Mipha: alright we only have Urbosa left
Daruk: this should be interesting😃
Link: can you top my good two truths and lie and make it hard like Mipha's?
Urbosa: 😇 I'll do you one better,
I swore off men one time
I didn't take the thrown until the Chief was murdered
I plan to name my child, Riju.
Mipha: you're having a child?
Urbosa: just guess
Mipha: swore off men lies
Link: Mipha has been right every time so I go with her on this one
Revali: chief murdered lie
Daruk: the child one
Urbosa: nope. Swore off men is a lie
Revali: how does Mipha do it?
Mipha: I just listen to people and their stories
Daruk: Mipha is older than us, she is wise beyond our years
Link: she's a cool sage😎
Yeah, that was a long one but I hoped you guys liked it😀😀😀
*I'll make sure to get to your requests from the previous chapters
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Breath of the Wild; Champions Group Chat
Fanfic*COMPLETED* GO CHECK THE SECOND ONE FOR MORE! These are random times no actual order. This is basically like a group chat where they text each other. When my other fict comes out I may incorporate some of the jokes into this one.
