Breath of the Wild; Champions Group Chat

S2 v6: El...Mayarah?

Yes, it is I! I haven't posted in a long time. I have been working on a lot of stuff lately, but don't worry, this should be good. New Year. New Start, 2020's my year, so here we go!

Urbosa: oh Nabooru, here we go again..

Revali: Did you mean, aww shit here we go again! 😄

Mipha: puh-lease Princess, do "educate" me on the Sky era??

Zelda: ...

Daruk: oh dudes, she went Link on us

Link: 🧐🖕

Mipha: 💄👄💋

Link: 😳

Daruk: tf?

Revali: they're flirting in emojis!!

Urbosa: or they just want to get on your nerves?

Link: 😠👏🙌☠️

Revali: what's that Link??

Link: 🤡

Revali: just👏talk👏already👏

Zelda: treating him like a dog??

Revali: yeh, so?

Zelda: hmph

Daruk: what?

Zelda: you will get no sympathy from me😤

Urbosa: why is everyone so mean??

Revali: Mipha, has a stick up her ass

Mipha: Last time I checked, didn't you put one up Urbosa's ass?😏

Urbosa: 0///0 urbosa.exe has stopped working

Revali: fuck you Mipha, where's the fucking precious sushi that the fandom knows and loves?!

Urbosa: we might need to take a minute.

Daruk: How are you feeling?

Urbosa: The sky's looking down on me today.

Link:✍️🗣🙏

Urbosa: Thx Link

Revali: you understand him?!

Urbosa: Yes, yes I can

Daruk: Come on guys! Let's hug it out!

Revali: yeah that's the spirit! How do you say it in Gerudo? Oh, right, EL MAYARAH

Urbosa: That's not...sigh. That's Kyrptonese. That means "Stronger Together" at least your message was correct, your linguistics...not so much..

Mipha: 👂🗣

Link: 👄👅👥

Mipha: 👌☝️🤲🤝🐥

Link:🙊🐥🐔🙄

Mipha🤝🙌👏👏

Link: 🆒💯

Mipha: 💄👄💋

Revali: fUcKiNg MiNtS

Daruk: this is getting old real fast!

Urbosa:

Here have fun!

Revali: let's see u=11, r=400, b=14, o= 80, s=113, and a=100, what's the total?

Zelda: simple use a calculator

Daruk: that doesn't exist in this dimension..

Zelda:😬

Revali: 😏

Zelda: Don't say it!😑

Revali: It's big brain time

Mipha:🤯

Link: 🤣🤣

Zelda: Ha, Ha, ya all make "lovely"comedians. No but the answer to your question Revali is 718, though I don't know why you need to know how attractive she is.

Revali: let's see that's... The ultimate sexist

Daruk: congrats you sound like a pervert

Revali: wow, we all tryna be comedians uwu

Daruk: do Link next

Revali: sounds fun. Alright L=100, I=200, n=450, k=114

Daruk: he's got a lot of high numbers

Zelda: 864

Mipha: scored higher than u Urbosa!😂

Urbosa:😓

Zelda: this is quite fun. R=400, e=145, v=10, a=100, l=100, I=200 equals 955

Revali- 955
Link- 864
Urbosa- 718

Revali: M=25, I=200, p=2, h= 10, a=100

Zelda: 337

Revali-955
Link-864
Urbosa-718
Mipha-337

Mipha: really? Very sexy is all you got??

Daruk: Z=23, e= 145, l=100, d=28, a=100

Zelda: 🖕Ha 396, but seriously someone kick Revali's ass, he's winning!

Revali-955
Link-864
Urbosa-718
Zelda-396
Mipha-337

Urbosa: who's left?

Revali: D=28, a=100, r=400, u=11, k=114

Zelda: 653 fuck, no ones gonna beat Revali!

Revali-955
Link-864
Urbosa-718
Daruk- 653
Zelda-396
Mipha-337

(Sidon has joined the chat)

Sidon: maybe I can!

Mipha: s=113, I=200, d=28, o= 80, n= 450

Zelda: 871, dammit

Revali-955
Sidon-871
Link-864
Urbosa-718
Daruk- 653
Zelda-396
Mipha-337

Revali: guess this is karma for how mean you guys have been to me on the chat!

Mipha: this is bullshit, I didn't do shit! I did not!

Urbosa: ...

(Urbosa left the chat)

Mipha: come on Sidon!

(Mipha has left the chat)

(Sidon has left the chat)

Link:..?

Zelda: humph

(Link has left the chat)

Daruk: so brunch on Friday anyone?

(Zelda has left the chat)

Revali: idk man, I don't know..

The end...?