*COMPLETED* GO CHECK THE SECOND ONE FOR MORE!
These are random times no actual order. This is basically like a group chat where they text each other. When my other fict comes out I may incorporate some of the jokes into this one.
Mipha: um, minor concussion, splitting headache, a scar on my head, and a sprained ankle.
Revali: You poor thing
Urbosa: wow, I didn't know empathy was in Revali's dictionary
Revali: -_- I have empathy, but you lack sensitivity
(Link has joined the chat)
Link: Hi!
Mipha: Link you know we're near each other
Link: I know^^
Urbosa: Visiting the domain are we?
Link: Yep
Revali: What are you doing? Visiting Mipha?
Link: Yeah, pretty much
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I found a sword^^
Mipha: You're wandering around my home...without me?
Link: Well, you're injured you need to rest
Mipha: okay
Link: I also found some interesting pots too^^
Revali: oh no
Urbosa: MIPHA HIDE THE POTS
Mipha: I can't walk Urbosa!
Daruk: Sidon, have Sidon your little bro hide them
Mipha: How do you know my little brother?
Link: he goes on the chat
Revali: Damn you Link!
Mipha: 0_0 What has he been saying on this chat?!
Urbosa: uh...nothing
Mipha: Urbosa please tell me
Urbosa: He said you draw Link in your spare time and that you have a picture of Link near your bed stand at some point..
Mipha: NO I DON'T DO ANY OF THAT! I need to have a chat with my little brother
(Mipha has left the chat)
Revali: Urbosa, look what you did! and Link you too!
Link: If Mipha wants to know you need to tell her
Urbosa: I have an honor to keep as a Gerudo
Revali: You should go drink a noble pursuit
Urbosa: I can't! I have a town to manage, bird brain
Link: 0_0 DAMN
Daruk: Damn what?
Link: 0_0 DAMN Mipha can sure yell...Imma go hide in a pot now
Urbosa: Link send me a picture!
Link: I wouldn't dare take one, Mipha is really angry, I ain't going to angry the beast more. *hides in a pot*
Daruk: How the Hylia do you fit in a pot, little guy?
Link: you just said it, I'M LITTLE
Urbosa: Well those Zora pots are big, you could even fit Revali in there
Revali: I bet you could but, you wouldn't be able to fit your ass in that pot XD
Link: 0_0 Oh Hylia
Daruk: He's dead
Link: so very very dead
Daruk: you don't mock a girl about her looks
Link: He must not have any manners cause that was just asinine
Urbosa: I'M GOING TO WHACK YOUR ASS OUT OF EXISTENCE!
Link: so very very dead
Revali: Not true, she loves me in her own way^^
Urbosa: I'M GETTING THE FRYING PAN!!
Revali: 0_o Shit
(Revali has left the chat)
Daruk: I'm not telling Rev to run, cause he asked for it
Link: What now?
Urbosa: We Gerudo have no tolerance for unfinished business.
(Urbosa has left the chat)
Daruk: He's dead
Link: for sure
Daruk: you still in the pot?
Link: yep, she scolding Sidon
Daruk: Should we dig Rev a grave?
Link: Should we?
Daruk: NAH
(Link has left the chat)
(Daruk has left the chat)
Hope you guys liked this chat. I have been busy enjoying summer and forgot to update my books so I do apologize for that. So feel free to nag me about it if you want. I don't mind.
Kudos to whoever can find the exact quote I took from the BotW game.
