Dad: *is trying to karate chop a bug on the trash can lid*
Me: Is karate chopping trash cans your hobby now? *laughs at my own joke bc I'm funny*
Dad: *pretends to karate chop me*
Me: I'll take that as a yes.
Dad: But you're not a garbage can
Me: Just because you're trash doesn't mean you can't do great things. It's called a trash can, not a trash cannot.
Dad: That's funny. Well, we are trailer trash.
Me: Exactly.
Idk why he decided to karate chop the bug. My dad's weird and karate chops a lot of things. He is very proud of his Bruce Lee impersonation. M'kay.
~Mariah
