You're His Favorite Joke

Chapter 20: Survive Suicide

Slade Wilson aka Deathstroke

I was sitting in the helicopter in between Copperhead and Captain Boomerang.

Captain Boomerang has red hair with sideburns. But his hair was barley visible under his blue hat with a sliver boomerang sign on it. He wore a black bulletproof vest with boomerangs on each slot. Over that was a blue trench coat. He was sharpening one of his boomerangs and while whistling to himself.

In the row of seats in front of me
was King Shark. King Shark
was tending to the punch I gave him earlier because he shorten my time with Harleen.

King Shark was enormous, he was a man stuck in a shark's body. But underneath the claws, teeth, and sinister look, was a big pushover...and idiot.

Next to him was Poison Ivy, her long red hair swayed to the side when ever she moved. Her skin was a tint green. Her outfit was a green skintight crop top, and green leather tights. She had thigh high boots that was red. Her arms was covered in vines and half of her body had vines traveling her.

Next to her was Killer Frost. Her long silver hair was bit blue at the ends. She wore long blue gloves that had white fur at the ends.She had on a blue skin tight jumpsuit that was designed with white details of snow flowing in the wind.Her snow boots matched her gloves. But the one thing that stood out was her blue skin and white eyes. She smiled at me and I saw as her cheeks grew red. This made me turn to where Waller sat, it was right next to the pilot.

Behind Waller's seat was Deadshot.

He had his arms folded and glared at me. Honestly, he should thank me. Shooting out his eye was the best thing that could have happened to his miserable life.
He got a new gig that will erase his record and time sentence. Waller is also babying him by giving him a enhanced scope to replace his eye.

I never had that kind of luxury when Adeline shot out my eye. I sucked it up and went on with my life.

"I didn't know you knew Harl," said Poison Ivy. I turned to her but didn't speak. How does she know Harleen? "She was my doctor at BlackGate, if you're wondering."

"She was my neighbor," I responded which made Poison Ivy smile a bit.

"And girlfriend," She added on. I scoffed and shook my head 'no. I then felt someone grab my thigh. I angrily turned my head to Copperhead.

"Of course that bitch isn't his girlfriend! I am, heh, he needs a real women--ugh ah!" I roughly placed my hand at her throat and sneered at her.

"Do not ever call her that again." I wanted to kill her so bad but then I heard Waller protest.

"Wilson! Don't make me end your despicable life!" I quickly let go.

I almost wanted to challenge Waller. Everyone in the helicopter hated her, but she was in command and I am the solider. And the solider always follows their commands, no matter how much of a bitch his boss is.

"Ay, calm down der," Captain Boomerang placed his arm around my shoulders, and patted my chest,"Let all that aggression out der in the field, eh? Can't wait ta fight next ta ya, Mate."

I shifted my shoulders which made Captain Boomerang's arm slide off. I am not here to make friends. He didn't say nothing. He knew better.

We all sat in silence for an hour. Waller got up from her seat and walked to us to give us our mission.

"A small group of mercenaries have taken control over half of Brazil. They call themselves 'Rebel Skullz'. Each day there's a guerrilla warfare against the Brazilian armies.
After each win, they yell their taunt 'Fogo vai queimar a pele e o crânio é deixado murchar.'
It's Portuguese for, "Fire will burn the skin away, and the skull is left to wither."
The Brazilian government called out to the Suicide Squad to eliminate the Rebel Skullz, but it can not make it into the media, it will show how weak Braizlian's arm forces really are.
It can fuel their enemies to attack." Waller said this and half of the group looked confused. What a bunch of amateurs. This sounded way too easy, but I needed to know a few things.