Still pretty??? Mileven ??

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Mikes POV
For the past half an hour el has been acting weird, just randomly saying stuff like: "what the hell will," or " I know right max," when we are sat in silence.
"Yeah me too Dustin," she said. Ok what.
"El what the hell are you doing?" I asked.
"Talking to Dustin. Duh," she said rolling her eyes as if it were obvious. "He was like, Ooh I'm hungry as fuck I would kill for some haribos right now. And I want haribos too." She said. This is creeping me out big time.
"Eleven, Dustin didn't say anything." I said.
"Ew oh my god what the fuck!" Dustin said gasping and putting his hands over his mouth.
"Yes Dustin, yes I am 'entering your mind and creepy shit like that'"She said, air quoting him with a nod. "He didn't say it mike, he thought it." She continued, smiling. Everyone looked shocked.
"Yes Lucas I can." She said. We all looked confused. "Oh yea Lucas was wondering if I can see in your minds. And yes. Yes I can. And I do it all the time." She said, one eyebrow raised. I decided to try something.
"I love you," I thaught.
"I love you too baby," she said smiling. Ok. That could be a lucky guess.
"It wasn't." She said.
"You look hot in that shirt," I thought.
"Thanks, I don't really like the colour though." She said picking at the knot at the bottom of her shirt.
"Oh my god do me!" Max said moving to the middle of the circle.
"'Lucas, I know you've been looking at my ass all day you creepy fuck,'" el said. "That was what max was thinking. Am I correct?" She asked looking at max who nodded looking slightly phased. Lucas went bright red and we all laughed.
"Ok do me Els bells," Will said. Why does he keep calling her that? Only I call her that. I'm gonna stab him in the face if he keeps this shit up.
"Go for it but he'll probably press charges," she told me. Um.
"Ok." She said closing her eyes. "Yes he is, Yes I do and always and forever." She said. We looked at her questioningly.
"Will was like: 'is mike a good boyfriend, do you really love him and is he a prick.'" She confirmed.
"So yes I am a good boyfriend, yes you love me, and I'm a prick always and forever?" I asked.
"Yeah but your my prick," she said. Wow. She was being... different.
"Do mike!" Max said. Oh fuck me.
"Maybe later baby," she said to me with a wink. Oh my fucking god holy shit holy shit! "I do mike all the time anyway without him knowing." El said.
"Wait what?" I asked shocked.
"Yeah. When we lay down, when we walk, when we are all sat together in silence like earlier. I do it to all of you all the time, mostly mike and Dustin though, cos mikes my baby and Dustins thoughts are funny as shit." El said. Oh my fucking god she was being so different. "I do it to Will a lot too, when he is being too quiet sometimes." She said. "And max and Lucas are hardly with us, they are off fucking in a bush somewhere but when they are here they are funny too." She said laughing at our shocked expressions.
"Wait so you know why mike and Will are like they are with each other?" Dustin asked.
"Yeah. I've known for ages." She said with a shrug. Wow. Maybe little Els bells isn't as innocent as we all thought.
"I'm not." She said looking at me knowingly.
"So do you intend on telling us about Will and mike orrrr....?" Dustin asked clearly getting impatient. El sighed.
"Ok just let me check for updates," she said closing her eyes.
"Get the fuck out of my head Eleven la la la la go away bitch, love you though." Said el reading my mind word for word.
"Oh wow I'm on your mind a lot aren't I?" she asked us both.
"Yup," Will replied with a laugh.
"Pretty much all I think about darlin," I said truthfully.
"Ok so, Will knows that there is some sort of unspoken rivalry between the two of them and feels like he has to prove that he will protect me no matter what and warn mike that if he is ever a dick that he would stab him in the face with 100,000 toothpicks. Mike knows that him and Will are extremely different and thinks that I would prefer someone more 'gentle and patient' like Will than someone 'protective and dominant' like him. He thinks that Will is better than him but doesn't want to lose his first and only love to his best friend, and gets uncomfortable because we are so close and he thinks we could easily be more than best friends." El said, her eyes closed as she read our minds.
Everyone looked at us open mouthed.
"Dude why toothpicks?" Lucas asked Will who shrugged.
"Cos he knows it won't kill mike but will hurt really bad and leave a pretty bad scar." El said, eyes still closed clearly still reading his mind. She opened her eyes and looked around.
"Oh are we not doing it anymore?" She asked. "K sorry."
"Will what the fuck?" I asked with a nervous laugh.
"I don't know dude." Will said. "I don't fucking know."
"Uh ok what shall we do?" I asked getting really bored.
"Dustin wants to eat Lucas wants to kiss max max wants to kiss Lucas, mike wants to kiss me and will now wants to throw mike off the cliff." El said eyes closed.
"Ok do you mind not doing that?" Will asked.
"Wait what why do you want to throw me off a cliff will?!" I asked, shocked.
"What I don't!" Will said giving el a death stare that she never saw because she had her eyes closed.
"Because you wanted to kiss me and he doesn't like it incase you are just using me." She said. Wow. Well.
"Tell will to fuck off and stop being a dick I would never fucking use you or hurt you or any other shit like that, I love you more than anything and would die before I let you come to any harm whatsoever." I thought. She repeated it out loud and to my absolute pleasure Dustin said:
"Yeh dude you know that mike will do anything and I mean ANYTHING to protect her. There is no need to worry about shit like that, you should know that." Yes Dustin. El curled up in my lap and kissed my cheek. CANT SHE JUST KISS ME PROPERLY INSTEAD OF TEASING ME FOR FUCKS SAKE! Then as if on que she kissed me again, but properly this time. Hm. Suspicious. What's Els favourite colour again?
"Blue." She said out loud before covering her mouth. I looked at her, eyebrows raised.
'Help me fuck with Will,' I thought. She nodded.
'What are we gonna do to really mess with him?' I thaught.
"I got an idea. Play along," she whispered.

A\N OK SO IM SICK OF WRITING I THOUGHT AND THAT SHIT SO IF SUM1 THINKS SOMETHING ITS GONNA BE IN THOSE SINGULAR THINGS LIKE THIS: 'IM THINKING' AND IF SUM1 SPEAKS ITS LIKE "IM SPEAKING" IN THOSE TWO LITTLE LINE THINGS. K ILL UPDATE AGAIN TODAY ILY ALL BYEEEEEE XXX