satyriasis /vkook/

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"So let me get this straight." Hoseok says as they walk onto their high school's campus the next day.

"Get what straight Hoseok?" Taehyung asks.

"You're fucking a college student?" Hoseok exclaims rather loudly.

"Would you shut your loud ass up?" Taehyung says in a lower voice than Hobi's.

"Isn't that kind of illegal?" Hoseok asks. "I mean. He's 18. Or 19. Or 20! Oh my god."

"Hobi." Taehyung whines.

"Do you even know how old he is? Does he know that you're barely 17?" Hoseok asks.

"No. He thinks I'm 18." Taehyung says. "Which is fine. I'll be 18 soon and it won't matter."

"Its called statutory rape." Hoseok says pushing his non-existent glasses up the bridge of his nose.

"Would he be raping me if I'm the one fucking him?" Taehyung asks.

"Oh my goodness. My holy ears can't handle this." Hoseok says covering his ears.

Taehyung laughs at his friends crazy behaviour.

"Hey. It's that new kid from yesterday." Hoseok says pointing out the dark haired kid from yesterday.

"Yeah. What was his name again?" Taehyung asks.

"Jungkook?" Hoseok asks.

"I don't know." Taehyung says.

"Let's see. Jungkook-ah!" Hoseok calls.

"Hoseok." Taehyung groans at the unwanted attention brought by Hoseok's stupidity.

Jungkook waves at the two smiling at the two girls he was speaking to before approaching them.

"Hey Hoseok. Hey... Taehyung? Was it." Jungkook asks.

"Yeah." Taehyung says.

"Right. So I was actually going to ask you guys if you wanted to do something this weekend." Jungkook says walking along side them.

"Like what?" Taehyung asks trying his best to warm up to Hoseok's new friend.

He wasn't good at making friends. In fact, the only 'friends' he had were Hoseok's friends.

"This guy named Bogum invited me to a get together and he said I could bring a couple of friends." Jungkook says.

"Bogum~"

"Sure." Hoseok says cutting Taehyung off. "Sounds fun. Doesn't it Tae?"

"Yeah. Fun." Taehyung says.

"So you'll come with?" Jungkook asks.

"Of course." Hoseok says smiling.

"Taehyung?" Jungkook asks looking at him expectantly.

"Um. I actually might-"

"He'll be there too." Hoseok says throwing his arm over Taehyung's shoulders.

"Great! It'll be fun. I promise you won't regret being there Taehyung." Jungkook says.

"You can call me Tae." Taehyung says smiling a little.

"You won't regret it, Tae." Jungkook says winking at the end of his sentence.

"I hope not." Taehyung laughs nervously.

They enter the class and Hoseok goes to his lonely island and Jungkook and Taehyung sit down in their assigned seats.

"Hey Tae?" Jungkook says.