satyriasis /vkook/

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Jungkook's words leave Hoseok speechless.

He'd never said it out loud before and hearing it from Jungkook makes it too real.

"N-No." Hoseok says shaking his head. "I didn't mean that."

"But he is. Isn't he?" Jungkook asks.

"Look Jungkook." Hoseok stands so he's face to face with Jungkook. "It's complicated. Alright? And I can't~. I'm not supposed to be telling you anything of this."

"You think he's a sex addict?" Jungkook asks.

Hoseok sighs. "Yes. But who am I to say. I don't know anything."

Jungkook shakes his head. "That explains why he's never in school. And why he never hangs out with us. And why he always has marks on his neck and wrists."

"Yeah. I guess it does explain a lot." Hoseok frowns looking at his shoes.

"I won't say anything." Jungkook says. "I won't tell Taehyung you told me anything."

"Thanks." Hoseok says feeling relieved that Taehyung wouldn't know about any of this.

"I just. I wish you would have told me." Jungkook says.

"If I would of told you you wouldn't of even given him a shot." Hoseok says.

"You're right." Jungkook nods. "I guess it's a good thing you didn't then."

"Taehyung really is a good person~ he's a great person. He's not himself lately. But when he is he's amazing." Hoseok says.

Jungkook nods. "Thanks Hobi. I should go."

"I'm sorry again Jungkook." Hoseok says.

"Don't apologise. And I promise I'll give him a shot." Jungkook says before turning and letting himself out.

Hoseok plopped down on the couch with a huff and grabbed his phone.

He immediately starts to panic when he sees he has three missed calls from Taehyung.

He quickly dials the boy back and silently hopes like hell he's alright.

"You finally called me back." Taehyung says sounding perfectly fine.

"Yeah. You called like three times, are you alright?" Hoseok asks.

"Yes. And I also have the answer." Taehyung says.

"The answer to what?" Hoseok asks.

"The egg came first Hoseok. The egg came first!" Taehyung exclaims on the other line.

"That's impossible. Something had to lay the egg." Hoseok argues.

"Exactly. Something had to lay the egg. Care to hear my theory?" Taehyung asks.

"You called me three times back to back to discuss the chicken and the egg?" Hoseok asks. "Are you on drugs?"

"It's important!" Taehyung says. "Are you listening?"

"Yeah. I'm listening." Hoseok says laying down on the couch.

"There was a creature." Taehyung starts. "The creature evolved into another creature. And that creature evolved into another creature until eventually it evolved into a chicken. And only then did a chicken lay an egg."

"So the chicken came first." Hoseok says.

"No. Animals have been laying eggs far before the chicken evolved so that means the egg was here before the chicken evolved." Taehyung says.