[Joey x Chandler] COMPILATION OF SHORT STORIES FROM AO3

The One Where Joey and Chandler Totally Had a Gay Experience

Summary:

Janice wants to know about sexual experiences the Friends have ever had with each other. Rachel decides instead to remind everyone of a certain photo of Joey and Chandler. Cue story time!

Notes:

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Work Text:

"So." Janice smirked. "There's so much about you guys I don't know!" He squealed. Joey grimaced as Chandler grinned at her. Joey couldn't understand what he saw in her. She was so damn annoying!

"What do you wanna know, pumpkin?" He rubbed his nose against hers. Joey scrunched up his face, obviously displeased. Luckily for him, Chandler nor anyone else saw him.

"Have any of you ever had any sexual experiences with each other? Or at least gotten close?" Janice squealed again, and Joey wanted to cover his ears and cry. He held back, instead placing a fake smile on his face.

"There hasn't been anything sexual that I know of." Monica shrugged.

"Nope." Ross agreed.

"I've kissed like... everyone here, except you Janice. But that's the furthest it's ever gotten. I'd so do Joey, though." That got Joey's attention. He drew his eyes away from Janice and Chandler and smirked at Phoebe, one eyebrow raised. She winked jokingly at him.

"Tell you what though, there's been a few cute moments. Particularly between Joey and Chandler." Rachel put forward. Joey's head snapped towards her and he scowled, warningly. Rachel ignored him, an innocent smile still on her face.

"Oh, now this I wanna hear! What happened?" Janice shuffled forward on Chandler's lap, whose real smile had been replaced with a fake smile, similar to Joey's own.

"I walked into their apartment to get something Joey had borrowed back. He wasn't in the living area so I walked into his bedroom and there he is, asleep on Chandler! Chandler wasn't exactly complaining, he was soundly asleep with his arms around Joey. It was so cute. I took a photo, I think I have it somewhere!" Rachel jumped up, speed walking into her room and returning just seconds later.

"That was sickeningly fast. You don't keep that picture on your bedside, do you?" Chandler said sarcastically. Rachel stuck her tongue out at him but didn't answer the question. She handed Janice the picture as Chandler covered his face with his hands. Joey's face had gone bright red, so he looked anywhere but his friends. And Janice.

"THIS PICTURE IS SOOOO CUTE! I have to know this story! Tell it!" Janice held the picture to her chest and poked Chandler repeatedly.

"Okay, okay." Chandler gave in. "But I have to warn you, this story is totally as gay as it sounds." Joey groaned.
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"Hey, man. Whatcha doing?" Chandler asked his roommate as he entered the apartment, throwing his jacket onto the back of his chair, watching as Joey rummaged through the storage unit.

"I'm trying to find a film to watch! I've watched most of these within the past few weeks and I broke Die Hard." Joey moaned, turning around and sitting cross legged on the floor, facing Chandler.

"I think the girls have a few videos. Wanna go see what they have?" Chandler suggested. Joey nodded, jumping up and following Chandler out of the apartment and across the hall.

"Hey, what videos do you have?" Joey asked, walking quickly over to Rachel and shaking her by the shoulders. Rachel pushed his hands off of her, not speaking as she handed him a few tapes. Joey skimmed through them quickly. Quickly in a Joey sense of time, anyway.