[Joey x Chandler] COMPILATION OF SHORT STORIES FROM AO3

The One with Chandler and Joey

The One With Ross' WeddingChapter Text

Joey and Chandler are getting ready for the flight to London and Monica comes bursting through the front door, causing them to look up at her.

"Guys, hurry up! The flight leaves in four hours! It could take time to get a taxi! There could be traffic! The plane could leave early! When we get to London, there could be a line at customs! Come on!!" Monica rambled in a state of panic before running across the hall back to her apartment, slamming the door behind her.

"Six-hour trip to London," Chandler said sarcastically to Joey. "That's a lot of Monica."

Joey nods in agreement as they continue packing for the trip to London, England.

They finish packing and Joey is getting all excited like a little child going on his first trip with his family, not noticing that he is forgetting anything important.

"It's all London, baby!" Joey said excitedly taking out his camera and held it in his hands. "Here we go."

Joey takes a picture of a less than enthused Chandler and starts towards the girls' apartment.

"You got your passport?" Chandler questions his best friend, in an very annoyed tone that Joey dismisses.

"Yeah, in my third drawer on my dresser," Joey explains, putting his camera away. "You don't want to lose that."

Chandler glares at him. At first Joey doesn't know why, it takes him a little bit to figure it out.

"Ohh!!" Joey realizes and runs to his room.

Chandler huffs and rolls his eyes, "There it is."

The gang arrives safely on the airplane in London, England for Ross and Emily's wedding. Monica goes with Ross to the hotel to meet Emily and check in to the hotel rooms. Joey forcibly takes Chandler along with him on a tour of London. Chandler is visibly embarrassed by Joey's childlike behaviour and actions. It's honestly like hanging out with a 30 year old man-child.

They are on the Street in front of the London Marriott. Joey is carrying a video camera and is shooting Chandler.

"Come on!" Joey said holding the camera in front of Chandler. "Do something!"

Chandler glances at Joey with the video camera and sighed both humiliated and embarrassed. This couldn't be happening. A 30 year old acting like a small child pointing a camera in his face. He looked around him and people are whispering as well as staring. He was already having a lousy day but did Joey have to make things even worse?

"I am, I'm ignoring you," Chandler said looking in another direction, putting his hands deep in his pockets. He is surprised that Joey still didn't notice his annoyment already.

"Okay, here!" Joey replied excitedly shoving the camera in Chandler's hands. "I wanna be the on camera guy. All right, first stop, Westminster Abbey." Joey folds out his "pop-up" map of London. All of the major landmarks pop-up like in a pop-up book.

"Oh, what the hell is that?" Chandler snapped while holding the camera.

"It's London, baby!" Joey announces as Chandler scoffs and rolls his eyes. Seriously, one more London, baby remark and Joey is going to have a hard time walking when he trips him over. "All right, the hotel's here." Points to the map, starting to get confused and lost about where they currently are. "Wait. No, we wanna go... No. I know." Sets the map down. "I'm gonna have to go into the map."

Of course. Joey literally steps onto the map. Chandler turns around pretending not to know him, then he sees a couple people laughing and pointing. Chandler groans. How can Joey be so oblivious to his embarrassing behaviour?