[Joey x Chandler] COMPILATION OF SHORT STORIES FROM AO3

The one where Joey takes one for the team

Knock Knock

"Tribbiani. Hold on I'll get the plunger." Mr. Treeger spoke, turning away from the door.

"Hey!" Joey pointed at Treeger."You hold on, Pal. Now, you made my friend Rachel cry, So now you're going to go up there and apologize to her unless you want me to call the landlord."

Treeger scoffed, "And tell him what?"

"Maybe you haven't heard of a little something called 'not making girls cry'" Joey shook his head, glaring at Treeger.

"Yea, maybe you haven't heard a little something called 'the rent stabilization act of 1968'" Treeger smirked, he knew Joey didn't have anything on him.

Joey froze for a moment, before crossing his arms. "I actually have not heard of that" He spoke confidently, smirking.

"Yeah? Well, your friends are in violation of it." Treeger spoke, placing his hands on his hips. "Now, up until now I have been nothing but a nice guy. But I don't need the grief. I'm going to call the landlord and tell him Monica is illegally subletting her grandmother's apartment. Your friends are out of here pal."

Treeger finished, walking towards the door. Joey froze, eyes wide, before he reached out and grabbed Treeger's arm. "Wait! Is there anything else we can do?? Don't get Monica and Rachel kicked out." Treeger paused for a moment, before closing his door and turning to face Joey.

"Would you rather I get you and chandler kicked out?" Treeger asked, his usually nervousness disappearing from his stature.

"No!" Joey rushed, "Where would the duck and the chick live?"

"You have pets" Treeger's eyes narrowed. Joey froze, quickly shaking his head.

"No, no. I'm the... I'm the Duck and Chandler's the chicken."

"Really?" Treeger looked at Joey, doubtedly. "I would have figured it would be the other way around."

"Yea." Joey shook his head. "Anyways,what can I do to get you to NOT kick anyone out? I'd do anything" Joey pleaded. Treeger paused, the wheels in his head turning before he smirked.

"I know what you can do." Treeger smirked. Before Joey could realized what happened, he was slammed against the door and roughed lips were on his. Joey froze, his mind going completely and utterly blank.

It was when Joey felt a tongue push against his sealed lips was when he pushed Treeger off of him. 'What! I'm-I'm not gay!" Joey wiped his lip, wide eyed. Treeger smirked, trapping Joey against the door again.

"You said you'll do anything." Treeger leaned in. "And I want you. I mean, if you don't want to... I would always make that call" Treeger felt Joey tense more and smirked. "Now, either kiss me, or I'll get you all evicted." Joey froze, his eyes growing the sizeof saucers.