Minhyuk was walking around the large mall with the other members of Astro and Knk. It was one of the few times both groups had down time at the same time so they decide to hang out for the day. Somehow Minhyuk and Heejun got separated from the main group. Curse that ice cream shop, but the frozen treats were so delicious. The two of them wandered around the mall, going into random stores and making dick jokes about anything they saw. Little did he know there was someone in the shadows.
Me Myself & I: My child is on a date... ヾ( ๑'д'๑)ﾂ
Eyebrows: What do you mean? Toseuteu (Toast) is sleeping on the couch.
B-Boy King: Who is Toseuteu?
Me Myself & I: Not that child! Rocky! (╬ Ò ‸ Ó)
Mr.Leader: When was Rocky your child?
Triple Threat: We all know if Rocky was someone's child he would be my child.
Triple Threat: They're going into a perfume shop!
Angel Fluff: Why are you following Rocky on his date?
B-Boy King: We saw him walking around with some guy. I wanted to leave them alone but the other two wanted to be creepy stalkers.
Me Myself & I: You didn't have to come with us. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Triple Threat: You can leave whenever you want.
Mr.Leader: While you're at the mall buy me some cinnamon rolls.
Angel Fluff: I want ice cream.
EyeBrows: Buy some more food for your child. Also I want brownies.
Triple Threat: Guys focus! We're here to spy on Rocky's date, not buy food.
Me Myself & I: It's OUR child B-Bomb hyung. ಠ╭╮ಠ
B-Boy King: I really want to know who this child is and where she came from.
Angel Fluff: Please tell me you guys didn't steal someone's kid.
Eyebrows: How do you guys know Rocky is on a date with this guy?
B-Boy King: Did you just ignore my question?
Me Myself & I: They're alone and got ice cream together. Now they're walking around the mall doing cute couple things together. (≧д≦ヾ)
Mr.Leader: What type of couple things? It sounds like they're just hanging out.
Angel Fluff: I think you're being a little paranoid about Rocky dating someone.
B-Boy King: It's like a weird mix of over protective parents and needing to know the latest gossip.
Eyebrows: That must be fun to watch.
B-Boy King: It honestly is. They're even hiding behind the plastic plants and peeking around pillars.
Me Myself & I: Minhyuk hyung, you need to hide or Rocky will see you! ｡゜(｀Д')゜｡
Mr.Leader: Who is he even with?
Me Myself & I: I'm not sure. (-᷅_-᷄๑)
Triple Threat: We haven't gotten a good look at his face yet.
B-Boy King: It's probably a member of Knk.
Angel Fluff: How do you know?
B-Boy King: I saw the rest of Astro and Knk together earlier.
Triple Threat: Why didn't you say anything!? You know what this means!
Mr.Leader: Rocky is not on a date?
Triple Threat: Yup.
Me Myself & I: They could still be on a date. ಠ_ಠ
Dance Machine: Hyung, you do know I read these messages right?
Dance Machine: We're not on a date. Heejun Hyung is just a friend.
Dance Machine: We got seperated from everyone else.
Triple Threat: It's a good thing we got that cleared.
Angel Fluff: Did you have fun?
Dance Machine: It was a lot of fun!
Mr.Leader: That's good. I still want those cinnamon rolls.
B-Boy King: I already bought them. Along with Minhyun's ice cream and Minhyuk hyung's brownies but I don't know what type of food this 'Toseuteu' eats.
Angel Fluff: Thanks Hyung!
Mr.Leader: You're the best!
Dance Machine: Who is Toseuteu?
Me Myself & I: Toseuteu is mine and B-bomb's child! Right B-Bomb? ( ＾∇＾)
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Me Myself & I: Hyung? δ('д｀; )
Mr.Leader: Did he leave?
Angel Fluff: Maybe he's busy.
Dance Machine: I wonder where he went...
Triple Threat: Soooo what type of food does Toseuteu eat?
Me Myself & I: TOOOO THE PET SHOP! o(≧∇≦o)
Dance Machine: There's a pet shop here?
B-Boy King: Yeah, it's on the third floor.
Dance Machine: I have to tell everyone. We'll go after lunch.
Triple Threat: Eat well!
Eyebrows: You don't need to buy the food, Kyung bought some.
Eyebrows: I think Toseuteu loves Kyung more than you.
Me Myself & I: What!!! But what about our bond? ∑(ﾟﾛﾟ〃)
Eyebrows: What bond? You've seen the cat like 2 times since you brought it to my apartment.
Me Myself & I: It looks like I'll have to give parentship to you and Kyung hyung. Treat Toseuteu well. (｡•́︿•̀｡)
Eyebrows: You can still visit.
Me Myself & I: Of course I can. You can't keep me away from my godchild. ( ꒪Д꒪)ノ
Angel Fluff: You got over that fast.
Me Myself & I: You gotta know when to let things go. (*'ｪ｀*)
B-Boy King: Toseuteu is a cat? Does she get along with Samsoon?
Eyebrows: Yeah, they both sleep on my bed for the most part.
Dance Machine: When can we meet Toseuteu?
Triple Threat: Next week?
Mr.Leader: Thursday?
Eyebrows: Looks like it's a date
Me Myself & I: Ayeeeeeee (*•̀ᴗ•́*)و ̑̑
Me Myself & I - Minhyuk (Mx)
Eyebrows - Minhyuk (Block B)
B-Boy King - Minhyuk (CNB)
Triple Threat - Minhyuk (BtoB)
Mr.Leader - Minhyuk (Map6)
Dance Machine - Minhyuk (Astro)
Angel Fluff - Minhyun (Nu'est)
I'll have you know that I am terrible at making up names. I also found out the B-Bomb has a dog named Samsoon (Jaehyo also has a dog named Samsoon lol.)
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I Promise This Isn't A Cult
FanfictionRocky a.k.a Park Minhyuk, finds himself in a chat filled with strangers.
