I Promise This Isn't A Cult

Dance Battle of the Century

It was one of Astro's rare days off and everyone was enjoying doing nothing. Minhyuk was sleeping in but the constant buzzing from his phone woke him up. Minhyuk made the mistake of looking at his phone right when he opened his eyes. He blinked until the blindness went away but it still took a few minutes for his eyes to adjust to the bright screen.

Min-Woof: Rocky-ah, today's your day off right? (? ﾟДﾟ)

Min-Woof: We're going to steal Minhyun from Wanna One. (✿' ꒳ ' )

Red Minhyuk: It's basically mission impossible but someone has to try.

Pretty Senpai: I thank you all for your effort.

Gentleman Prince: I was given money to buy snacks for my members. Is that cool?

B-Bomb: We can get it before we go home, I need to do some grocery shopping.

Drummer Minhyuk: Did your members visit?

B-Bomb: You know it. I think Yukwon is a bottomless pit.

Drummer Minhyuk: Jonghyun is the same way.

Min-Woof: I think Rocky is still sleeping. δ('д｀; )

Gentleman Prince: I wouldn't be surprised. Sleeping in is the best.

Pretty Senpai: I wouldn't mind sleeping the day away.

Red Minhyuk: Sounds nice. My children are to hyperactive for me to sleep in much.

B-Bomb: What about the hubby?

Red Minhyuk: What hubby? If I remember correctly I have 6 kids.

Drummer Minhyuk: Eunkwang is not even here and he's getting roasted.

Red Minhyuk: Holy shit! I think he knows.

Min-Woof: What? Σ(・Д・)!?

Red Minhyuk: I looked up from my phone and he was shaking his head like he was disappointed. I think he developed a sixth sense for us making fun of him.

Pretty Senpai: I don't know if that's funny or sad.

Gentleman Prince: Both?

Drummer Minhyuk: Both.

Minhyuk reached the last of the messages. Nothing had been said for a minute so now was a good time to finally make his presents known.

Rocky: Good morning hyungs. Sorry I just woke up.

Min-Woof: Good Morning sleepy head! (*＾▽＾)／

Pretty Senpai: Did you sleep well?

Gentleman Prince: Good morning starshine the world welcomes you.

Drummer Minhyuk: It's actually the afternoon but good morning.

Gentleman Prince: B-Bomb says hi.

Red Minhyuk: Do you want to join up at the park? I'm bringing Hamo.

Rocky: Give me like 20 minutes.

Rocky: Also Hamo?

Min-Woof: Minhyuk-hyung's puppy! I'm so jelly. ｡゜(｀Д')゜｡

Red Minhyuk: [ ]

Gentleman Prince: are those matching jackets? That's adorable.

Rocky: What type of dog is that?