Rocky: You would think that human evolution would have given us wings by now.
Pretty Senpai: What do you mean?
Rocky: Well we fly a lot so you would think that our bodies would be like "Hey we should make it easier to fly" but nope.
Gentleman Prince: But not everyone has flown. I know plenty of people who have never been in a plane before.
Min-Woof: Flying is overrated anyways. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Drummer Boi: You're overrated.
Min-Woof: Thanks hyung. ( ' ▽ ' )ノ
Gentleman Prince: It's less funny when you just accept it.
Red Minhyuk: I feel a disturbance in the air.
Pretty Senpai: Is your mom senses going off?
Gentleman Prince: Maybe Leo is tangled in his bedsheets again...
Min-Woof: I remember that. Good times. (*≧▽≦)ノシ))
Red Minhyuk: No, I already checked on everyone.
Rocky: Where's B-Bomb hyung?
Drummer Boi: He's chilling with Block B I think.
Red Minhyuk: I wonder what this feeling is than.
Gentleman Prince: Maybe it's indigestion.
Pretty Senpai: Maybe hyung is like those animals who freak out before a storm happens.
Rocky: Except instead of weather storms it's metaphorical storms.
Drummer Boi: So right now it's the calm before the storm.
Min-Woof: That sounds like a cheesy chapter title. ( ˘︿ ˘ )
Pretty Senpai: I'm pretty sure every anime has at least one episode titled The Calm Before The Storm tbh.
Red Minhyuk: The real question is what's about to happen...
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Rocky: Nothing is happening...
Drummer Boi: Give it a few more minutes.
Min-Woof: Welp I'm bored with waiting. ƪ(‾ε‾")
Red Minhyuk: Huh, I'm not used to being wrong about these feelings.
Gentleman Prince: We can't be right all the time.
Pretty Senpai: Hey, change of topics but do any of you want yo help me make a homunculus... for science reasons.
Rocky: I'm always down to break the laws of nature and play god.
B-Bomb: Sooo, I broke up with Kyung.
B-Bomb: Sorry was this a bad time?
Red Minhyuk: Oh shit my hunch wasn't actually indigestion!
Red Minhyuk: I mean, I'm so sorry to hear that want to tell us what happened and then we'll go beat up Kyung.
Pretty Senpai: The Homunculus can wait, we're about to fight.
B-Bomb: Nah, it's cool. It's only a temporary break up, he'll come back once he apologizes.
Drummer Boi: So what happened??
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I Promise This Isn't A Cult
FanfictionRocky a.k.a Park Minhyuk, finds himself in a chat filled with strangers.
