Oh no! You sunk my ship!

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Rocky: You would think that human evolution would have given us wings by now.

Pretty Senpai: What do you mean?

Rocky: Well we fly a lot so you would think that our bodies would be like "Hey we should make it easier to fly" but nope.

Gentleman Prince: But not everyone has flown. I know plenty of people who have never been in a plane before.

Min-Woof: Flying is overrated anyways. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Drummer Boi: You're overrated.

Min-Woof: Thanks hyung. ( ' ▽ ' )ノ

Gentleman Prince: It's less funny when you just accept it.

Red Minhyuk: I feel a disturbance in the air.

Pretty Senpai: Is your mom senses going off?

Gentleman Prince: Maybe Leo is tangled in his bedsheets again...

Min-Woof: I remember that. Good times. (*≧▽≦)ノシ))

Red Minhyuk: No, I already checked on everyone.

Rocky: Where's B-Bomb hyung?

Drummer Boi: He's chilling with Block B I think.

Red Minhyuk: I wonder what this feeling is than.

Gentleman Prince: Maybe it's indigestion.

Pretty Senpai: Maybe hyung is like those animals who freak out before a storm happens.

Rocky: Except instead of weather storms it's metaphorical storms.

Drummer Boi: So right now it's the calm before the storm.

Min-Woof: That sounds like a cheesy chapter title. ( ˘︿ ˘ )

Pretty Senpai: I'm pretty sure every anime has at least one episode titled The Calm Before The Storm tbh.

Red Minhyuk: The real question is what's about to happen...

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Rocky: Nothing is happening...

Drummer Boi: Give it a few more minutes.

Min-Woof: Welp I'm bored with waiting. ƪ(‾ε‾")

Red Minhyuk: Huh, I'm not used to being wrong about these feelings.

Gentleman Prince: We can't be right all the time.

Pretty Senpai: Hey, change of topics but do any of you want yo help me make a homunculus... for science reasons.

Rocky: I'm always down to break the laws of nature and play god.

B-Bomb: Sooo, I broke up with Kyung.

B-Bomb: Sorry was this a bad time?

Red Minhyuk: Oh shit my hunch wasn't actually indigestion!

Red Minhyuk: I mean, I'm so sorry to hear that want to tell us what happened and then we'll go beat up Kyung.

Pretty Senpai: The Homunculus can wait, we're about to fight.

B-Bomb: Nah, it's cool. It's only a temporary break up, he'll come back once he apologizes.

Drummer Boi: So what happened??

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