I Promise This Isn't A Cult

Sorry, I'm B Sexual.

Min-Woof: Do you want to build a snowman? (((o(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)o)))

B-Bomb: No.

Gentleman Prince: Dude it's the middle of summer?

Min-Woof: Bitch we're building snowmen today whether you like it or not (ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿

Gentleman Prince: But how?

Pretty Senpai: Is that really a question? I feel like we've done more questionable shit than building snowmen in the middle of summer.

Red Minhyuk: I would love to join you guys but I have pre made plans, sorry.

B-Bomb: Same, plus I don't like being cold.

Drummer Boi: Have fun with whatever you're doing today.

Rocky: It's a shame you'll being missing out on the fun tho.

Chip: Can my snowman have a hat?

Min-Woof: Of course! Now, let's all meet up at the park!

Rocky meets up with everyone at the park. Minhyuk(mx) was already teaching Minhyuk(nr) the snowman building basics, Minhyun and Minhyuk(cnb) were finishing up their first snowmen, while Minhyuk(m6) was just looking at the patch of snow they were building in because it's the middle of summer, it's hot as fuck outside, he can feel the sun's rays melting off his skin, yet the snow seemed to be not melting in the slightest. What the fuck was going on, where did this snow come from. Minhyuk(m6) quieted his thoughts by flopping into the snow and just accepting his fate. Rocky was about to join them when something caught his eye. "Hey isn't that Bbomb?" He pointed to their missing member, who was walking with Block B into the... Park girls' bathroom? They all watched in confusion until all the BtoB members arrived and did the same thing.

"Something's going on, let's check it out." Minhyun takes the lead and walks towards the girls' bathroom. They peek inside just in time to see BtoB walk into the last stall and disappear when they flush the toilet. They wait a few mintues before doing the same, suddenly they are taken to a strange corridor. "Holy shit, this is some next level bullfuckery."

"Someone is coming! We need to hide." Minhyuk(nr) informs them when he hears footsteps.

"But where?" Minhyuk(m6) looks around only to find nothing.

"Don't worry, I have a plan." Minhyuk(mx) says with a coy smile.

The footsteps got closer until they were in front of the Squid Squad, "Why are there snowmen here?" Someone asks.

"How would I know?" Someone else huffs.

"Maybe they're magical."

"We should get going, unless we want to be late."

"Bye bye, Snowmen." They wait until the footsteps fade away.

Minhyuk(mx) poked his head out of his snowman, making sure the coast was clear before saying, "We're safe, let's go." Everyone emerged from their snowmen like some sort of twisted christmas story.

"I'm surprised that worked." Minhyuk(cnb) muses out loud.

"It works on my members so I'm not surprised." Minhyuk(mx) shrugs his shoulders.

"Wait... You mean to tell me that you hide in a snowman and the rest of monsta x just doesn't question it?" Minhyuk(m6) looks at the younger in disbelief.

"It works on managers too." Minhyun chimes in.

"Also other staff members." Rocky adds.

Before the conversation could go anywhere else, Minhyuk(nr) interrupts them, "I found a door that leads to some stairs, maybe it will take us somewhere." They quietly creep up the stairs and find themselves in a hallway that goes to another room but it's not actually a room, it's a balcony of sorts. Said balcony gave them a great view into the room that Bbomb and Minhyuk(btob) went into. Sitting around a large table were (ugh math.) 51 hooded people and oddly, 5 empty seats.

"What the fuck is going on." Minhyuk(m6) whispered harshly.

"Obviously it's a meeting." Minhyun rolls his eyes.

"But for what?" Rocky asks.

"Shhh, I think something is happening." Minhyuk(cnb) hushes them and everyone's attention is back on the table. Slowly the hooded figures unhood themselves, The Minhyuks all gasp when they see 9 different idol groups. One of the idols, Himchan, clears his throat before speaking, "Is everyone ready to begin the swarm meeting." There is a collective nod. "Then we will start by having a moment of silence for our fallen brethren, B2ST(beast), may their success be fruitful under the name Highlight." Everyone takes a moment to reflect on the good times. "Now we shall begin the meeting porsan of the- well meeting. Does anyone have questions?" Himchan nodded to Seunghyun.

"Why is he here? Last time I checked It's Exo not Bxo." The older rapper pointed at Baekhyun.

"But Baekhyun's name starts with a B, so it's close enough." Lisa answers for the millionth time because Seunghyun literally asks the same question every time. "Also shouldn't all the Big Bang members except Seungri be in the military? How are all of you here?" The young female idol asks her company mates. The Big Bang members smirk before retelling their epik (; ^] ) adventure. Tl;dr the older members stole a tank while Seungri just drove here like a normal person. The meeting continued in an aimless form of subdued chaos, they went from topic to topic before slowly branching out into smaller constantly rotating groups.

"Maybe we should leave?" Minhyuk(nr) offers boredly when he notices everyone else in a similar state.

"I'm in." Rocky chirps and with that they leave the B groups' secret meeting.

"So now what?" Minhyuk(m6) asks.

"We build snowmen of course! You really need to perfect the art of snow craft." Minhyuk(mx) states before dragging everyone back to the park. Little did they know, the swarm was just getting started. Who knows how long it will be before they strike. What are they planning? What is their goal? Find out on the next episode of, It's probably never going to happen because I never continue storylines. ┌( ಠ_ಠ)┘

(A/N): The 9 groups are B.a.p, B1A4, Berry Good, BESTie, Big Bang, BlackPink, Block B, BtoB, and BTS.

B2ST a.k.a Highlight used to be apart of it but had to leave since their name doesn't start with a B anymore.
Baekhyun was able to join because he's friends with B.A.P and basically whined until they let him join, no one had any objections to him joining anyways. Seunghyun just likes to give Baekhyun a hard time for shits and giggles.

On another note, I've been thinking about starting another one of these text chat/crack stories except this time with giant maknaes, like Zelo, Sungjae, Yugyeom, and Sanha (If you know anymore tell me please! They have to be the Tallest in their group.) I probably won't update it as much as this one but it might be fun to mix things up a bit, get some new blood to mess around with.