I Promise This Isn't A Cult

Cat Watching Gone Wrong. Welcome Our New Cat Overlords.

Drummer Boi: Make sure you feed my fur babies.

Drummer Boi: And don't forget to play with them.

Drummer Boi: Also don't let anyone inside the apartment.

Drummer Boi: Especially if their name is Minhyuk.

Rocky: Got it.

Min-Woof: I take offense to that. ε-(≖д≖﹆)

B-Bomb: Don't you have a dog? Why don't you play with her and not steal everyone's cats.

Min-Woof: You can't stop me from my cat burglary. ε-('ﾍ'○)┓

Red Minhyuk: Excuse me but that is illegal and you need to stop.

Pretty Senpai: Ignore him, do it anyways.

Gentleman Prince: That would be an amazing headline. Monsta X member Lee Minhyuk stole CN Blue member Kang Minhyuk's cats while they were being watched by Astro member Park Minhyuk better known as Rocky. Written by Kim Minhyuk.

B-Bomb: Seems legit.

Red Minhyuk: Children please.

Pretty Senpai: You seem more motherly than normal, what happened?

Red Minhyuk: Life.

Min-Woof: Who do I need to fight? (ง •̀_•́)ง

B-Bomb: I'd like to see you try.

Rocky: Who do I need to fight? (ง •̀_•́)ง

Gentleman Prince: I got your back. (ง •̀_•́)ง

Pretty Senpai: No one can fight Rocky, he's too adorable.

Rocky: I know Kung Fu.

Min-Woof: Aren't you too young to be quoting the Matrix?

Rocky: You can never be too young to enjoy a classic.

Red Minhyuk: Rocky let me in.

B-Bomb: Is this a test?

Red Minhyuk: I'll have you know that my name is...

Red Minhyuk: Tom?

Rocky: Okay.

Gentleman Prince: Tom? Really?

Pretty Senpai: Does this make Minhyuk, Jerry?

Min-Woof: If I'm Jerry does that mean I can come into the apartment as well?

Rocky: Nope.

B-Bomb: You just got rejected!

Rocky stood up from the couch and walked to the door, Chichi following close behind as DdaDda watched from the couch. He opened the door revealing a tired looked Minhyuk.

"Hey hyung. What brings you here?" Rocky asked concerned, moving to the side so the older Minhyuk could walk inside.

"Hello, I just needed a break. Everything has been stressful lately." Minhyuk walked inside and face planted onto the couch. Both cats gave him an unamused look before joining Minhyuk on the couch. Ddadda snuggled into Minhyuk's side while Chichi settled down into Rocky's lap when he sat down on the couch as well. The T.V. was playing a rerun of the latest drama and Rocky turned down the volume to not disturb the now sleeping Minhyuk. After a while Rocky could feel his eyelids start to droop. Taking a short nap should be fine... right? Rocky didn't know how long he was zombified for but he could hear his phone ping.