I Promise This Isn't A Cult

What?

Minhyuk(nr) always thought that Minhyuk(m6) was the most normal of the older Minhyuks but man was he wrong. He definitely wasn't expecting the older to be in this position when he barged into the room.

"You may be wondering why I'm surrounded by money with no pants on, wearing lingerie but I can assure you it has nothing to do with the japanese mafia." Minhyuk (m6) explains.

"...When you say it like that, it makes me worried that this has something to do with the japanese mafia." Minhyuk (nr).

"Well, you can stop right there because I just said it had nothing to do with-"

"Excuse me sir-" A man in a black suit interrupts them. "Who is this? Are you double crossing us!?" The man pulls out a gun and points it at Minhyuk. (Which one? No one knows.)

"So this does have something to do with the japanese mafia!" Minhyuk(nr) says in a 'I told you so voice.'

"Now is not the time for that!" Minhyuk(m6) quickly pushes the younger Minhyuk behind some furniture as bullets fly past them. "Alright we have to jump." Minhyuk(m6) said slightly out of breath.

"Jump? Jump from where?" Minhyuk(nr) looked around the room and spotted the window in front of them. He swallowed the lump in his throat. "Please tell me we're not jumping out of the window." Minhyuk(m6) just nodded his head. "B-but we're like 26 stories high, we'll die."

"Don't worry, trust me."

"Bitch you were doing something for the japanese mafia! How am I supposed to trust you?" Minhyuk(nr) practically screeched.

"Oh stop being a little bitch about it and jump." Minhyuk(m6) rolled his eyes and pushed Minhyuk(nr) towards the window. With a deep breath Minhyuk(nr) ran towards the window, the older Minhyuk right beside him and together they broke through the window.

"What do we do now!" MInhyuk(nr) screamed as they fell. Minhyuk(m6) grabbed the younger minhyuk's waist and pulled out an umbrella, the canopy popped open and the duo safely floated down near the parking garage.

"Come on, we have to get out of here." Minhyuk(m6) tugged the younger to the nearest car and broke the window. He unlocked the door then got into the driver seat. Minhyuk(nr) got into the passenger seat and watched in amazement as Minhyuk(m6) hotwired the car. In a blink of an eye, they were driving away from the hotel as black vans emerged from the dark alleyways. Now it was a real car chase... That ended pretty quickly because police cars blocked their path. Everyone was arrested but before Minhyuk and Minhyuk were shoved into the patty wagon, a man stepped out of a police car, it... It was...

"BATMAN!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?" Both Minhyuks yell out in surprise. The officers salute the hero as he approaches them. Batman stops in front of them.

"Sorry Tim, but these fucks are with me." Batman said and officer Tim quickly undid the handcuffs.

"Thanks Batman." Minhyuk(nr) chirped as the hero lead them to the police car he was sitting in before he stepped out to save the two minhyuks.

"Yeah, I didn't even know you were real." Minhyuk(m6) said as he got into the car with the other two.

"That's because I'm not." Batman took off his mask.

"Minhyuk!?" Both Minhyuks screamed out.

"Yeah, let's get the fuck out of here before the police notice." Minhyuk(mx) started the car and jets out of there.

"Why are you dressed like batman?"

"Why were you in a police car?"

"I can assure you it had nothing to do with the japanese mafia and I was arrested when a car chase was radioed in and now we're here." Minhyuk(mx) explained. "Let's just go home and forget any of this happened."

"Can we get ice cream on the way?" Minhyuk(nr) asked innocently

"Of course." Minhyuk(mx) said before booking it to the nearest ice cream shop.

(A/N):Shhhh I have really bad writer's block and have zero ideas. This legit took me like a week to write because I would just stare at the screen for an hour before giving up. I'm about to start stealing disney movie plots, just wait the next chapter is going to be a shitty 100 word summary of the lion king.