I Promise This Isn't A Cult

The Greater Minhyuk Demands A Sacrifice. Oh and sharks are pretty cool I guess.

Gentleman Prince: It's weird how many people are afraid of being swallowed whole by whale sharks when they are the most friendly sharks in the ocean.

Gentleman Prince: Also their throats are like the size of a quarter and couldn't even gum you to death because they have the jaw strength of like 1. You could just slip right out.

Gentleman Prince: and yet people love dolphins even though they've bitten multiple people and even tried to drown a few and are known to murder their own children for fun but whooo cares.

B-Bomb: Why are you so passionate about whale sharks?

Red Minhyuk: Hush Bbomb, let the boy rant about sharks.

Gentleman Prince: Thanks hyung.

Pretty Senpai: Did you get it out of your system?

Gentleman Prince: Yes ^v^

Rocky: Sharks are pretty cool. We should get one as a pet.

Drummer Boi: Rocky no, where would you even put it.

B-Bomb: In a pool made for sharks.

Rocky: ^^^

Pretty Senpai: What type of shark should we get?

Red Minhyuk: Lemon sharks are pretty friendly.

Drummer Boi: What about a smaller shark?

B-Bomb: What happened to no sharks?

Drummer Boi: If I can't stop you guys I might as well join.

Pretty Senpai: Welcome to the club.

Gentleman Prince: If we get a legit shark it should be a Epaulette shark or a coral catshark.

Rocky: Why?

Gentleman Prince: They only grow to be about 70-90 cm (2-3 feet) and look cool.

Red Minhyuk: I vote for the coral catshark. Anyone disagree?

B-Bomb: Nope.

Pretty Senpai: Can we name her Sangeo

Rocky: That's the lamest name ever.

Pretty Senpai: I'd like to see you come up with something better.

Rocky: ...

Pretty Senpai: Exactly.

Drummer Boi: Wait can we even own a shark in Korea?

Gentleman Prince: ...

Red Minhyuk: ...

Rocky: ...

B-Bomb: ...

Pretty Senpai: ...

Drummer Boi: ...

Rocky: Well there goes that dream.

B-Bomb: I mean sharks are probably super expensive anyways.

Pretty Senpai: And you have to clean their tank.

Red Minhyuk: Where is MonstaMin at?

Drummer Boi: He's probably playing games or something...

Min-Woof: Today is the day, I can feel it in my bones.

Pretty Senpai: What?

B-Bomb: Isn't it kinda early for him to show up...