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How the Minhyuks (and Minhyun) Saved Christmas?

Rocky buried himself deeper into his warm blankets. They were the only thing protecting him from the cold winter air. It's might be Christmas eve but only blankets could defrost his Grinch heart... And maybe Christmas lights... And Hot Cocoa. Okay, so there was a lot of things to like about the holiday season but the cold wasn't one of them but snow was nice... until it melts. Rocky's phone pinged interrupting his thoughts. He took a deep breath and reached out into the cold air.

B-Bomb: Jiho brought home a fruitcake...

Red Minhyuk: Are you going to eat it?

B-Bomb: I'll let Jiho try it first.

Drummer Boi: Is he actually going to eat it?

Rocky: Does fruitcake really taste that bad?

Red Minhyuk: I've honestly never tried it.

B-Bomb: Same.

Drummer Boi: I took one bite and died a little on the inside.

Rocky: Oh...

B-Bomb: [ Image ] Lmaooo.

Red Minhyuk: His Face! He looks like satan farted in his face.

Drummer Boi: I read that as santa and it was a disturbing image.

Rocky: Is he going to be okay?

B-Bomb: He's rinsing his mouth out with eggnog. The fruitcake is honestly not that bad.

Gentleman Prince: Of course you don't mind it. Mr.I ate a rat on television.

Drummer Boi: I completely forgot about that. I thought I was going to be sick when I watched that.

Drummer Boi: Also, good morning!

Red Minhyuk: It's the afternoon.

B-Bomb: Good afternoon.

Gentleman Prince: Where are the missing two?

Rocky: I think Minhyun is spending christmas eve with Aron.

Drummer Boi: The pup is nowhere to be found.

Red Minhyuk: He's probably sleeping in.

Pretty Senpai: He's on a date.

Pretty Senpai: [ Image]

Red Minhyuk: Lol Aron looks pretty hot. Oh shit is the Wonho with our Minhyuk. Have the gods finally smiled down upon us?

Pretty Senpai: New phone who dis? I should get back to my date.

Drummer Boi: Looks like our Minhyuk is growing up.

B-Bomb: Soon there will be little Minhyuks and little Wonhos running around.

Gentleman Prince: Lowkey, they would have the cutest kids.

Rocky: They would be lil balls of sunshine.

Red Minhyuk: I approve of all of this.

B-Bomb: Who's going to be the best man at the wedding.

Red Minhyuk: Me!

Rocky: I'll be the flower boy.

Drummer Boi: We have to throw him the best bachelor party.

Gentleman Prince: Don't you guys think you're thinking a little too far ahead.

B-Bomb: Shhhh no more words, only dreams now.