I Promise This Isn't A Cult

Dogs are a thing...

Drummer Boi: When are you guys going to get here?

Red Minhyuk: We'll be there in an hour or so, depends when Bbomb wants to actually move.

B-Bomb: It's not my fault I can't feel my kneecaps.

Chip: Are you okay? Why can't you feel your knees?
Pretty Senpai: It's because he and Kyung were-

Drummer Boi: Playing twister and he pulled a muscle...

Pretty Senpai: That was a text message how did you interrupt me?

Drummer Boi: Magic

Pretty Senpai: ...I mean, I guess...

Gentleman Prince: Where are Rocky and Minhyuk, I feel like they would have chimed in by now.

Drummer Boi: They're already here, Rocky's playing a game and Minhyuk is knocked out. I think he stopped breathing.

B-Bomb: Fingers crossed.

Red Minhyuk: We all know you would miss him the most.

B-Bomb: No I wouldn't.

Red Minhyuk: ...You're probably right.

Pretty Senpai: I feel like Bbomb wouldn't even notice any of us died until he was forced to say something at our funeral.

Gentleman Prince: I mean, where is the lie.

Chip: This got depressing fast.

Red Minhyuk: Don't worry, when we do die, we're guaranteed a spot in ultra heaven.

Chip: Ultra heaven?
Pretty Senpai: Yeah, it's a heaven above heaven, only a select few can enter. God himself isn't even allowed inside.

Chip: Why not?

B-Bomb: Have you ever read the bible, he's done some pretty fucked up shit. I mean what good person makes a man kill his son?

Drummer Boi: Oh shoot, I forgot to buy the drinks. Do you think I can leave Rocky and Minhyuk here alone?
Gentleman Prince: Probably? I mean Minhyuk is sleeping so everything should be fine.

Red Minhyuk: Did you forget that one time we found Minhyuk napping inside the stomach of a whale and when we woke him up he had no idea how he got there?

Chip: Why were you guys inside a whale?

B-Bomb: We were sailing in the ocean and then a whale swallowed our boat.

Pretty Senpai: It took us like a week to finally get out.

Chip: Sounds... Fun?
Red Minhyuk: Yeah, it was pretty entertaining watching everyone slowly go mad with mad whale disease.

Drummer Boi: I feel like I can trust Rocky to prevent anything bad from happening.

And with that Minhyuk(cnb) left his apartment to buy drinks.

Rocky was stretched out on Minhyuk's(cnb) couch, playing pokemon silver on a gameboy he found in the older's room. Minhyuk(mx) was using Rocky's lap as a pillow while he drifted between being kinda awake and dead asleep. After six hours of nonstop pokemon training, Rocky finally puts the gameboy down, that was when he noticed Minhyuk was passed out on his lap. Out of habit, the younger runs his hand through the sleeping man's hair but pauses when he feels something weird... After some through investigation a.k.a picking through Minhyuk's hair like a monkey looking for bugs, Rocky discovers some weird hair extensions that hide a headband.