I Promise This Isn't A Cult

Kidnapping is illegal but Minhyuk still does it.

Minhyuk(Mx) was following Bbomb around the grocery store, randomly putting in items that Bbomb has to put back because they weren't on the list.

"Why don't you take a step on the wild side and buy something random?" Minhyuk placed a single packet of pudding in the shopping cart.

"Why only one? If you're going to buy pudding buy a six pack or something." Bbomb glared at the younger, why did he bring him again?

"So, I caaan buy the pudding?" Minhyuk asked batting his eyelashes at the older.

"Sure, but you aren't having any of it." Bbomb smirked, causing Minhyuk to whine loudly.

"You can have one... but only if you go get the fruit on this list." Bbomb handed Minhyuk the list and the younger saluted him before running off to the fruit section. Minhyuk was judging the bananananananananananas when he heard someone laughing very loud, he looked over to the source of the joy and saw three dudes. One of them had five oranges stacked on his head, one was laughing and the last one was rolling his eyes and turning back to look at cabbage. Minhyuk easily recognized the trio and he set his master plan in motion, it was ninja time. He waited until the one doing all the shopping was far enough away from the other two to grab the lone dude.

"Wah!" The guy said as Minhyuk grabbed his wrist and dragged him back to Bbomb, who was in the cereal aisle. Bbomb heard Minhyuk before he saw him, the older groaned knowing Minhyuk probably did something stupid and also didn't get the fruit but to his surprise, the younger had an arm full of bagged fruit and also a guy?

"Who the fuck is that?" Bbomb asked as he helped place the different bags fruit into the cart.

"This is our new cult member." Minhyuk wrapped his arm around the dude's shoulders.

"E-excuse me but I don't want to join a-" The newcomer's eyes widen when he realized who kidnapped him. "Y-your" He stuttered then turned towards Bbomb. "A-A-and y-your..." Both Minhyuk and Bbomb weren't expecting the kid to pass out.

"Welllll shiiiit..." Minhyuk said as he held the dude up.

"I'll move some shit around and then we can carry him around in the cart until he wakes up." Bbomb offered and Minhyuk nodded his head.

Me Myself & I: Hey, I got us a new member! o(≧∇≦o)

Triple Threat: Good job!

Dance Machine: Is he younger or older than me?

B-Boy King: Where'd you find another Minhyuk?

Angel Fluff: Where is he? You didn't add anyone to the chat.

Leader: Really? Who is it?

Eyebrows: It's the dude from Noir, I don't know how old he is, the grocery store, and he passed out when he realized it was Minhyuk who kidnapped him.

Triple Threat: Poor kid.

Me Myself & I: Ohhhh! He's waking up!!!!!!!! 〜(꒪꒳꒪)〜

B-Boy King: Keep us updated!

Minhyuk(Noir? Nr?) slowly woke up, he was in a shopping cart and he vaguely remembers having the weirdest dream, Monsta x's Minhyuk kidnapped him and took him to Block B's Bbomb a.k.a Minhyuk. They said something about a cult... Minhyuk(Nr) turned his head to tell Siha and Yeonkuk about it but his mouth went dry when he saw it was Bbomb who was pushing the cart.

"Oh, you're awake. You okay?" The older asked and Minhyuk didn't know what to say so he just nodded his head. "That's good, we were worried you died or something." He chuckled when Minhyuk quickly shook his head.