I Promise This Isn't A Cult

Mujabee

B-Bomb: I swear to god if Jaehyo brings another one of his fishes to my café, I'm going to murder him.

Red Minhyuk: Just sell the fish.

B-Bomb: This isn't an aquarium nor a sashimi place.

Gentleman Prince: You could always make it into one.

Rocky: I'm coming over, I want cute latte art in my coffee.

Chip: we'll be there in like 15 minutes.

B-Bomb: wait who is we?

Chip: Minhyuk and I

Min-Woof: Why wasn't I invited in this escapade ( ; Д ; )

Rocky: Because you're not on the cool kids list.

Gentleman Prince: Cool kids list? Who's on this list?

Pretty Senpai: Only Cool kids are on the Cool kids list. It's pretty self explanatory.

Drummer Boi: I think he was asking, who, as in names of the members on the list.

Chip: Sorry but that goes against the client's privacy. Only other cool kids can know who's on the list.

Red Minhyuk: Sounds like a bunch of fake bullshit to me.

B-Bomb: It sounds like you're just jealous.

Min-Woof: How is Bbomb on the list but not me!? (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ

B-Bomb: Who said I was on the list? I've transcended the Cool kids list a long time ago.

Rocky: It's true, it was an amazing sight.

Pretty Senpai: He tripped and somehow fell upwards, he was on the ceiling for a solid 5 minutes.

Drummer Boi: How is that even possible?

B-Bomb: Well when you're as cool as me anything is possible.

Min-Woof: Wait, so let me get this straight, 4 out of 8 in our group is a part of the Cool kids list?

Drummer Boi: ...

Gentleman Prince: You traitor!!!

Red Minhyuk: Who knew that the thing that would divide us would be a list.

Chip: It was great while it lasted. Also we're here btw.

B-Bomb: Go head and sit anywhere.

Rocky: Is that Himchan?

B-Bomb: Yeah, he comes here occasionally.

Red Minhyuk: I mean, I would come visit your café if you called me oppa.

Min-Woof: Hold up, who calls who oppa!? (⊙Д⊙)ᵎᵎ

B-Bomb: Bitch I do, got a problem with that?

Min-Woof: No, of course not. (〃•́﹏•̀) I was just making sure...

Drummer Boi: Speaking of people, what'd you name your new cat?

Pretty Senpai: Who got a new cat?

B-Bomb: I did and their name is a secret.

Gentleman Prince: You got another pet? Are you trying to open a zoo?

B-Bomb: Hey, if Yukwon can have like 7 dogs, I should be allowed to keep whatever I want.

Red Minhyuk: Are some of your pets even legal to own?

B-Bomb: You don't break laws if you don't get caught.

Min-Woof: Where is the lie (ノ°ο°)ノ

Drummer Boi: You are terrible role models.

B-Bomb: I mean, you're not wrong.

Min-Woof: Shownu always tells the younger members to not be like me but then he realizes that it's already too late. We're all corrupted. (✿' ꒳ ' )

Pretty Senpai: Big Mood.

Red Minhyuk: Sorry to interrupt the conversation but Ilhoon just walked into a glass door but instead of bouncing back he just kept going. He just broke the door and continued on his way, pretending he didn't just get fooled by a glass door.

Gentleman Prince: That's the funniest thing I've heard in awhile.

Drummer Boi: Is he okay?

Red Minhyuk: Yeah, he's fine, didn't even get a scratch but that door is completely broken.

B-Bomb: R.I.P that door.

Pretty Senpai: That door had it coming if you ask me.

Gentleman Prince: Do you have something against glass doors?

Pretty Senpai: It was the year 2008 and I was just an innocent teen back then

Min-Woof: Hold up, is this going to be a long story?(*'ー')
Pretty Senpai: It's five pages long.

Min-Woof: It seems I have forgotten how to read. (≖ლ≖๑ )ﾌ

B-Bomb: Jaehyo just brought in another fish. I'll be right back.

Gentleman Prince: Looks like Block B just lost a member.

Pretty Senpai: Fucking Rip.

Min-Woof: Now it's just 6 ugly dudes making music. (￣^￣)

Red Minhyuk: Is that even the right quote?
Min-Woof: Idk, I'm too lazy to google it. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Drummer Boi: I just realized something, Rocky and Minhyuk have been silent for a while now.

Chip: We're enjoying the coffee and atmosphere.

Rocky: Also Bbomb just suplexed Jaehyo for bringing in another fish. They the floor.

B-Bomb: Hey, does anyone want sushi?
And that was the last day anyone saw Jaehyo. Mujabee continued to be a successful cafe and we still don't know what Bbomb named his new cat.