Minhyuk couldn't sleep, he tried everything from drinking tea to doing push ups but nothing worked. Minhyuk was about to go mad when a blinking blue light caught his eye. 32 unread messages. The teen quickly scrolled through the messages snorting at the current conversation going on.
Gentleman Prince: It's completely normal to sleep naked!
Min-Woof: No it's not! I can understand shirtless but not full on nude. What about your members?
Gentleman Prince: They love it!
Min-Woof: Bullshit! (｀Д')
Red Minhyuk: I'd believe it.
B-Bomb: Don't knock it until you try it.
Min-Woof: We all know you sleep naked for another reason hyung. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Min-Woof: I couldn't even if I wanted to. Unlike you guys I sleep with 4 other people.
Not Minhyuk: Kinky.
Min-Woof: Not like that!!!!! (((( ;°Д°))))
B-Bomb: Hey! I sleep all natural for many reasons then just that
Red Minhyuk: I can't sleep naked... Too many butt monsters.
Not Minhyuk: What?
B-Bomb: I learned how to embrace it.
Rocky: Should I leave?
Red Minhyuk: Why are you still up? You need your sleep so you can grow up big and strong.
B-Bomb: I'm pretty sure he could crush your head between his thighs.
Min-Woof: Shouldn't we all be asleep right now? It's like 2 am ( ・◇・)？
Gentleman Prince: Maybe one day we'll sleep at a normal time instead of 2pm
Red Minhyuk: We're about to fight.
Rocky: I couldn't sleep and I noticed everyone was chatting.
Rocky: Well except Drummer hyung
Not Minhyuk: That's because he tries to get a normal amount of sleep.
Min-Woof: What a party pooper (」ﾟДﾟ)」
Gentleman Prince: He's a better role model then you will ever be. Rocky-ah you should live by what we say and not as we do.
Not Minhyuk: I don't think that would work out well, seeing as everyone in this chat says some weird things. Nice try though.
Rocky: What do you guys do when you can't sleep?
B-Bomb: I drink warm milk. It usually helps
Min-Woof: Warm milk? Like Kyung's??
Min-Woof: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
B-Bomb: You know, you seem so invested in my sex life, I think you're jealous. Do you fantasize about me before bed?
Min-Woof: WHATTTT!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Gentleman Prince: That would be weird. Like imagin moaning out your own name.
Min-Woof: OMG STOP ∑(ﾟﾛﾟ〃)
Red Minhyuk: Ignore them. Have you tried exercising a bit? Maybe some sit ups.
Rocky: I've tried drinking tea and I did a lot of pushups, nothing seems to be working.
Not Minhyuk: Maybe it's just one of those nights. You're not feel uneasy about anything?
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I Promise This Isn't A Cult
FanfictionRocky a.k.a Park Minhyuk, finds himself in a chat filled with strangers.
