I Promise This Isn't A Cult

Some Losers and a Slutty Nurse all go to a hospital.

Rocky: I'm going to a hospital, who wants to come?

Red Minhyuk: Why are you going to a hospital?

Min-Woof: Yeah! It's halloween, you should be eating candy and watching movies. (*^▽^*)

B-Bomb: Don't worry, I can take care of you.

DrummerBoi: Please tell me you're not dressed up as a doctor...

B-Bomb: No worse.

DrummerBoi: A surgeon! (A/n: That doesn't even look like right but apparently there's an 'e' in surgon. I don't even pronounce as surgeon, I say it like sir-jin. Idk maybe I'm bad at english.)

B-Bomb: No, I'm a nurse. A slutty nurse.

PrettySenpai: Don't you mean a sexy nurse?

B-Bomb: I said what I said.

Gentleman Prince: What the difference between a sexy nurse and a slutty nurse?

B-Bomb: Depends on how many job blows you give out.

Drummer Boi: Please, let's not start with the job blows again.

DudeCharming: Job blows?

Rocky: Blow jobs but less inappropriate.

DudeCharming: That doesn't make any sense.

Min-Woof: When do we ever make sense. (๑꒪▿꒪)*

DudeCharming: Good point.

Red Minhyuk: Can we please focus on why Rocky has to go to a hospital?

Rocky: I got an invitation.

PrettySenpai: To a hospital?

Rocky: Yup, apparently it's a costume party.

Min-Woof: A party!? Why wasn't I invited? ୧(๑•̀ᗝ•́)૭

Rocky: It says I can bring guests, it's just we all have to wear costumes.

B-Bomb: I'm ready.

DrummerBoi: please change.

B-Bomb: No.

Chip: I'm going as dale.

Rocky: But... You're Chip...

Chip: I know. It wouldn't be a costume if I went as myself.

Rocky: You're right!

And that's how they all ended meeting up in front of a spooky abandoned looking hospital, dressed up in random costumes they found last minute. Minhyuk(btb) was little red riding hood, Bbomb was a slutty nurse(still), Minhyuk(cnb) was a lion(he just happened to have a lion onesie in his closet, don't ask.), Minhyuk(m6) just wore bunny ears, Minhyuk(mx) was steve from minecraft, Minhyun was an angel, Rocky was a vampire, Minhyuk(nr) was dale, and Minhyuk(dc) was a zombie.

"Is this the right place?" Minhyuk(cnb) asked.

"Yup." Rocky answered then he walked up to the front doors and walked right in like he owned the place. Everyone shared a look and walked inside as well. What they saw was definitely not a party. It was an old dirty hospital.

"I feel like I got a disease from just looking at this place." Minhyuk(mx) muttered under his breath.

"I think I got 10 diseases from just breathing the air." Minhyun added.

"Maybe it's for aesthetics." Minhyuk(nr) said, giving the situation the benefit of the doubt. Before anyone else could chime in something broke through the wall, everybody froze as they watched Jack beat up Satan.

"Hey Jack, Hey Satan." Bbomb greeted the two. The duo paused their fight to greet back before starting another round.

"What the fuck is going on." Minhyuk(m6) hissed out.

"That's not important." Minhyuk(btb) interrupted. "Why the fuck do you know Jack Skellington?"

"Really? We're questioning why Bbomb knows Jack? We should be questioning why Bbomb knows Satan!" Minhyuk(cnb) argued and everyone just looked at him.

"I mean it's Bbomb, of course he knows satan." Minhyuk(mx) shrugged.

"He has a point." Rocky said.

"I have a lot of questionable friends, it comes with being in block b. Don't get me started on Easter Dave." Bbomb huffed.

"Whose easter dave?" Minhyuk(nr) asks.

"Someone you should never do business with unless you're willing to suffer the price." Bbomb answered vaguely.

"Can we get back on track? Why is Jack and Satan fighting?" Minhyuk(dc) asks.

"They do this every year because they both own halloween." Bbomb explains.

"I mean, that makes sense." Rocky nods.

"Guys! I found the snack table!" Minhyuk(mx) yells from a random room.

"Fuck yeah snacks!" They all cheer and huddle around the snack table, stuffing their cheeks full of cookies and other sweats as Jack and Satan continue fighting in the background.

(A/N): It was origanlly going to be Jack vs Santa but I misspelled Santa as satan and just rolled with it.
Happy Halloween! <3