I Promise This Isn't A Cult

Only Real Men Wear Skirts!

Min-Woof: Want to make some easy cash? (((o(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)o)))

B-Bomb: I'm always down to rob a bank.

Rocky: I'll ready the stuff.

Chip: I'll drive.

Red Minhyuk: Excuse me?

Drummer Boi: I feel like we missed something.

Min-Woof: No, we're not robbing a bank. (；￣Д￣）

B-Bomb: Than what are we doing?

Pretty Senpai: cross dressing.

Min-Woof: And dancing. ˭̡̞(◞⁎˃ᆺ˂)◞*✰

Gentleman Prince: No thank you?
Pretty Senpai: Too late we already signed up as a group.

Red Minhyuk: So we're basically doing a drag concept?

Rocky: How is this going to make us money?

Drummer Boi: Are we actually going to try with our outfits or are we just putting on ugly cheap wigs and shitty dresses?

Min-Woof: 1.Yes. 2. We're entering a dance contest that has a cash prize. 3. We went all out with the outfits, we're going to look like some sexy women.

Gentleman Prince: Is everyone except me okay with this?
Chip: Yes.

B-Bomb: I mean nothing can be worse than that forbidden image of me and Jiho cross dressing that one time.

Red Minhyuk: I remember that! I think your tits were saggy.

Drummer Boi: I think there was more than just saggy tits.

Red Minhyuk: nonsense, there is nothing worse than saggy tits.

Min-Woof: I dunno, being ugly seems a tad bit worse. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

B-Bomb: Yeah, well Block B is just 7 ugly dudes so that's not even an insult.

B-Bomb: Jaehyo just texted me to tell you guys that he's not ugly so it's 6 ugly dudes and a sexy dude.

Rocky: I want to have that level of confidence one day.

Chip: But you do?

Rocky: Oh yeah... Good job me.

Pretty Senpai: Sooo, back to the task at hand. We're going to meet up tomorrow at 5pm to get ready and preform at 7.

Gentleman Prince: Hold on, it's tomorrow? Don't we need to rehearse and stuff? I don't even know what song we're going to perform.

Pretty Senpai: Shhhhh, don't worry everything is going to work out. Trust me.

Gentleman Prince: How do you know?
Pretty Senpai: Because it's already been written. It's been written for like 6ish weeks now... I don't know why it took so long for the beginning part to be written.

B-Bomb: What?

Rocky: You know, you do these "4th wall" breaks and someone always says, what? But everyone always ignores it. Like I don't know why anyone tries to question it anymore.

Pretty Senpai: It's called a running joke.

Chip: Is it?
Pretty Senpai: I honestly don't know, i just sort of pulled that out of my ass.

Red Minhyuk: Nice?

And that is were the conversation ended because it had done its job to introduce the plot. Everyone had gathered to Minhyuk's(cnb) apartment to get ready for their big performance. There were wigs flying everywhere, dresses being zipped up, makeup falling off counters, stocking being ripped and loud cursing. Finally after so much effort 8 men stood in front of a wide mirror.