"I'd like to order one pound of nerd repellent. I have this annoying friend, her names Hermione, and my god all she does is talk about nerdy-nerd stuff! Just be sure to keep this on the DL."
"Nice to see you too, Harry."
"Hermione?"
Harry than ran away screaming a very girly scream
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High Harry
FanfictionHow would the infamous Harry Potter behave if he was high? What if the horcrux was 99.9% of his brain? This book is a collection of stupid and ridickulus things Harry Potter might do if he was completely stupid, which he sorta is since Hermione had...
