Harry: Are you ready for my fashion show?
Hermione: *Sighs* Yes Harry, We're ready. *Mumbles* We really need to sedate him soon
Harry: Ta-Da! *Runs our from behind curtain in hot pink bikini and knee high, lime green boots*
Ginny: AH! MY EYES!
Harry: Don't I just look Booty-ful? *Wiggles butt*
Ron: *Groans* Really Harry?
Harry: Lemme change! Lemme change! *Runs back to curtain*
Ron: Can we just leave?
Hermione: Maybe if we just--
Harry: Ta-doodle-da! *Runs back in wearing tight fitting black dress and socks with sandals*
Ginny: I'm scarred for life!
Hermione: *Stares*
Ron: *Throws Up*
Harry: *Wipes tear* They love it!
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High Harry
FanfictionHow would the infamous Harry Potter behave if he was high? What if the horcrux was 99.9% of his brain? This book is a collection of stupid and ridickulus things Harry Potter might do if he was completely stupid, which he sorta is since Hermione had...
